I just found this site a few weeks ago, and I was perusing threads. There are some good stories here and I thought I’d chip in and add some of my own, even though this discussion has been idle a long time. This will be a long post since I’ll list a few neat encounters.
Besides being a fisherman (with a very small motor boat), I do a lot of paddling in a solo canoe (so much paddling that I have three different solo canoes for different types of conditions). When returning from a trip on a small river at dusk or after dark, I cannot begin to count the number of beavers that have tail-slapped within 3 to 5 feet of the canoe. Sometimes I’ll toy with them and try to predict where they will surface, or once they surface I’ll coast straight at them without making a sound and they don’t even know I’m coming. I’ve nearly collided with a few, and it’s sort of “payback” for me to scare the crap out of a big ol’ bull beaver to make up for the ones that have startled me.
Once in early-early spring I was on a local, shallow river with a solo canoe. It was dusk, it was getting super cold, and I was in a hurry to get back to the landing. I saw lots of muskrats around, foraging for whatever still-edible vegetation they could scrounge from the bottom at that time of year. I didn’t pay them much mind until one of them popped to the surface just one foot from the canoe as I was rapidly cruising by. Now, that has happened to me a couple other times, and in each case, the muskrat simply had a startle response and crash-dived. Not THIS particular muskrat. In the blink of an eye after he broke the surface, he launched himself upward without even pausing, “leaping” out of the water high enough that three-quarters of his body length was in the air, with his head aimed right at me and his teeth bared, and in that instant he screamed at me. It was over and he was gone before I could even process what had happened, and I’ve never been so scared by a muskrat in my life. I could have touched him with my hand if I had been ready (not that I would have), he was so close. It happened way too fast for me to reason things out and realize that this was just a threat display. MAJOR startle factor for me when this happened.
I see that one guy here listed a number of dry-land encounters with snakes, so I’d love to describe my favorite dry-land encounter with an animal. I was on a solo road trip in northern Wisconsin, and I saw an old truck parked in a clearing that was of particular interest to me on account of my lifelong interest in such things, so I stopped to do some harmless trespassing and have a look at it. When I was by the truck, I saw a snowshoe hare leap into the air from behind a pallet load of bricks that was nearby. The hare hit the ground running and was gone in two seconds. Then, appearing right behind it was a very big fisher! Wow, so cool. I watched the fisher rapidly bird-dogging back and forth, looking for some sign of the hare, but it was too late for him to ever see it again. The fisher figured this out and headed off, loping the way they do, never having seen me, but I saw which way it went which was toward a nearby cluster of trees so I dashed 30 yards into a little clearing that was right by those trees, planning to get ahead of him. I got there and stood perfectly still and made squeaking sounds with my lips, and a few seconds later the fisher was running full speed in a perfectly straight line straight at me! I remained perfectly still and the fisher froze like a statue just 12 feet from me, looking up at me, and I swear he had an “oh poop!” expression on his face (ah, I see this site edits mild cuss words). Then he took off at a right angle, then veered toward the highway. I lost sight of him in some brush and weeds but I could see the part of the highway that he had been heading for. At that moment I could hear a redneck pickup truck (with roaring mudder tires) and the timing all seemed perfect for the fisher to intersect with the truck and possibly get clobbered, and I was really worried for him thinking it might be careless during its hasty get-away from me. Well, the truck kept coming and I saw no fisher. Then the truck went by and I saw no fisher. Once the truck was gone, THEN the fisher dashed across the highway. Smart animal – it had waited for the truck to go by before crossing!
One time I was canoeing with a group of folks in Missouri, and for a while I paddled all by myself. I saw a mink come out of the water with a big crayfish. I side-slipped the canoe right up next to him and he ate the crayfish with me sitting just five feet away. This was a “touristy” river and the mink was clearly accustomed to seeing people in canoes, so maybe this encounter doesn’t count, but it was neat to see a mink doing something that one does not see every day, and to see it for an extended time like that.
Which reminds me of the time I was solo canoeing a very small, tree-tangled creek. I was heading upstream and I had seen a really big wake zip ahead of me. I figured it was a carp but I had never seen carp like that in this creek. A short while later, I was threading my way through fallen trees, and up ahead about 40 feet, there was an otter, perched over the water on a slanting willow trunk, eating a fish. It ate the fish tail first, just like the nature books say that they do, devouring every scrap, though I couldn’t tell if it ate the head. I’m pretty sure that the wake I had seen moments earlier was that same otter, under the water and dashing ahead of my canoe, either getting away from me or pursuing prey.
One time I was fishing a backwater of a large river, on the back side of an island where the water level was raised by a series of beaver dams (dams functioning in both directions, since this backwater was fed by a tributary creek). I couldn’t bring myself to leave when the sun went down and I kept fishing well past dark. At one point, I was reeling a Jitterbug (surface lure) back to the canoe and a fish struck at the lure but missed, as commonly happens at night. I retrieved the lure closer, hoping the fish would follow and strike again. The fish DID follow, and it DID strike again, but not in the way I hoped. The fish apparently got a glimpse of the spot where the surface of the water was “broken” by the bow of my canoe, thought “Ah-ha, there it is!”, and charged. BANG! As I sat there pondering what had just happened, my canoe slowly pivoted in place from that sideways impact directed smack into the point of the bow, and the boat eventually rotated in place almost 90 degrees. That poor fish, probably a bass, must have had a headache and a banged-up jaw from that mistake.
Twice when canoeing a shallow, weedy river at night, I’ve had small bass leap from the water and land in the boat. When they suddenly realize there’s a big moving shape right next to them, they’ll assume it’s a giant predator and leap from the water, which is how two of them so far have ended up in the boat. And more times than I can count, in that same river, my canoe has been rammed by big carp swimming at high speed. Often I can see a fin or a mouth breaking the surface and I’ll aim for that as I cruise along. The canoe is so quiet that the carp will almost never know it’s there until it’s right on top of them. That particular fish will bolt, and often the shock wave they create will startle one or two other carp nearby to do the same, and if they happen to flee in the wrong direction, they sometimes crash smack into the canoe, though it’s only a glancing blow since the canoe only draws 3 inches of water or so (not like that poor bass that targeted the bow and struck it intentionally).
Many years ago I was in a tiny rowboat (similar to a canoe) on the same, shallow river. The rowboat is also dead-quiet. It was a mirror-calm night, and as I was briskly cruising along, I noticed that the boat sliced through a band of tiny ripples, then was back into mirror-calm water again. Something was out there swimming! I quietly circled back, turned on a little light and scanned the water in the direction from which those ripples had come, and one eye shone back at me, then two eyes as the animal turned to look at me. I rushed over to the animal, and it was a young raccoon. The raccoon was pretty smart because even as I pulled right up alongside him and kept pace with him, he didn’t veer off course, but stayed right there. I think he knew that escape was impossible so that the only thing that made sense was to keep swimming directly to the shore and hope I didn’t hurt him. There was nothing to be gained by terrorizing the little guy, so after cruising right alongside him for about ten seconds, I veered off his course, coasted a bit, and let him continue on his way. The river was at least 500 feet wide at this spot but apparently that didn’t stop him from deciding to cross. This was in September or October, and being a young coon, he was only very recently off on his own.
And finally, one more animal-in-the-water story. Ages ago I took that same little rowboat way up the river, right after ice out, up into the higher section that’s just a little creek. On the way back down, I saw a meadow vole swimming across the creek. I’ve read that they are very comfortable being semi-aquatic, but I didn’t expect what was coming. Just playing a silly game, I cut in front of the little guy, putting my boat between him and the shore that he was heading for. Unfazed, he swam right up to the boat and when he got there, he simply dove under water and swam beneath it, popping up on the other side and heading into the grass. Smart little guy. Again, something neat that you don’t see every day.