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INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD:
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to
drink as much as the other sports watchers.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
Comments on the following “rules”
10. It is not acceptable to give a girl the “dutch oven” within the first couple months of dating.
16. Bring it on…I know my sports, and can keep up with the
23. Wow…if that’s the rule, some converstations will only last a few seconds.
25. Yeah, I don’t think so boys
26. Looks like purple is OK
27. Any smart woman knows that guys have no sense of creativity or hold the capacity to remember anything regarding future presents. To ensure you enjoy your gift…write it down on paper and tell him to bring it to the store and ask a store clerk to help him locate.