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  • Captain
    Baxter, MN
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    We were up last week. The water level is down about 1 foot for this time of year based on our experience

    Captain
    Baxter, MN
    Posts: 5
    #1917370

    Bob Maki Snowshoe Bindings. I have a pair of these. They work really well.

    Captain
    Baxter, MN
    Posts: 5
    #287808

    Norm Peterson’s Famous Beer Quotes

    “Can I draw you a beer Norm ?”
    “No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.”

    “How’s a beer sound Norm?”
    “I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

    “What would you say to a nice beer Normie?”
    “Going Down?”

    “What’s new Normie?”
    “Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach, and they’re demanding beer.”

    “What’ll it be Normie?”
    “Just the usual Coach. I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.”

    “What’d you like Normie?”
    “A reason to live. Give me another beer.”

    “What’ll you have Normie?”
    “Well I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.”

    “Looks like beer, Norm.”
    “Call me Mister Lucky.”

    “What’d you say Norm?”
    “Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.”

    “What would you say to a beer Norm?”
    “Hi ya, sailor. New in town?”

    Coming in from the rain)”Evening everybody.”Everybody: “Norm!” “Still pouring Norm?””That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.”

    “What’s the story Mr. Peterson?”
    “The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.”

    “Beer, Norm?” “Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”

    “What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
    “A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.'”

    “Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?”
    “Yep, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?”

    “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
    “Poor.””I’m sorry to hear that.” “No, I mean pour.”

    “Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”
    “All right, but stop me at one…..make that one-thirty.”
    “What’s the story Norm?”<br>> “Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.”

    “How’s about a beer, Norm?”
    “That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it!”

    “What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
    “The question is what’s going in Mr. Peterson?

    A beer please, Woody.”
    “Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?”
    “A little early isn’t it, Woody?”
    “For a beer?”
    “No, for stupid questions.”

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