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I don’t remember my first time ice fishing. I’m sure I was too young to remember. But I’d bet it was spearing with my dad. Dad used to get laid off in the winter and in between farming chores and milking we did a lot of spearing. I remember being devistated when I started all day school, because that meant my brother (3 yrs younger) was spearing all day with him. But I do remember my first time to Lake of The Woods……
Back then big lakes like that were a very big adventure, and this trip was one of the greatest adventures I remember from my childhood. My dad, uncle and I went on a spearing trip. I was too young to sit by myself in the spear house so I was running tip ups while sitting with dad and uncle Clyde. The first day setting up I remember was so cold. Coldest I have ever, even to this day remember. I’m sure I’ve seen colder but I will always remember it as the coldest day I have ever witnessed. The chainsaw we were cutting holes with would only cut about 1/3 of a spear hole at a time before it would freeze up. We would have to throw it on the floor of the truck with the floor heat on hi to thaw it. We finally got set up and I caught a few northerners on tip ups while dad showed me how to do it. After awhile I got the hang of it and the flag goes up. Dad said go for it by yourself. So I go out and hook into a big one. After battling the fish for about 10 minutes dad opens the door and says what the hell are you doing, and at that moment I drag a 17#er out of the hole (I still have that fish mounted on my wall). My hands were so cold they froze and split open and bled when they thawed. Dad wasn’t really seeing much, but uncle Clyde was having a hay day. I think back then it was 6 fish each on LOTW’s and I know he had his limit and was working on dad and I’s limit. So I walked over to his darkhouse to sit with him. When I got over there he was sitting outside on his block of Ice shaking, smoking, and drinking a brandy. He muttered “I ain’t never seen anything like it”. He said he had 3 pike fighting over his decoy. All three looked over 15#’s. He didn’t spear any of them. That night we stayed at the dive motel at the casino in Warroad. We were the only people in the S-hole and they said they were giving us the room with the boiler for the whole motel in it. So it should be nice and warm they said. We froze that night. The next day’s fishing was the same. Clyde was killing it, dad can’t buy a fish, I’m doing so so on tip ups. At some point I look out at my tip ups and say hey Dad it’s snowing. Dad looks out and says yeah it’s snowing pretty good, we should probably pack up and head in. Go tell Clyde let’s go. So I truge over to Clyde’s house and he huffs and says no way he’s leaving yet. So I tell dad he’s not ready to go yet. I remember wondering why he was so worried, it really wasn’t snowing that hard. A little later I look out and say hey dad , I can’t see my tip ups. He sent me back over to Clyde’s to tell him we are going. Clyde was still not wanting to go yet. So I go back and tell dad. He was getting nervous and said start the truck, we will see what it does. About 20 mins later I look out again and said dad I can’t see the truck. It was parked probably 40 ft from the fish house. The fog rolled in and the snow picked up a little bit making it a complete white out. Dad freaked out and said follow your beaten path in the snow and go get Clyde now! When I knocked on Clyde’s door he opened it and looked out and said holy F! We gotta get out of here. So we packed up and climb in the truck, miles out on LOTW’s in a white out. No GPS or compass. Nothing. Clyde said how the hell are we going to find our way off here? Dad said he always sets his house up in the direction we have to go to get off. So he swung the truck and trailer with the snowmobile around and pointed it in the direction he thought we had to go and locked his arms straight. We start driving, and driving, and driving in the storm. When the two adults started getting nervous and Clyde said we were going the wrong way and we’re probably in Canada, all of the sudden we were stuck in a snow drift in some cattails. We got the truck shoveled out and dad said we have to be close to shore. He was going to unload the snowmobile, find shore, and run up and down it to find where we got to get off in Springsteel. As he heads off in the white abyss uncle Clyde looked at me and said he’s nuts, we’ll never see that “Effer” again. That eased my mind thinking I may never see dad again. After what seemed like forever and Clyde had smoked 1/2 a pack, here dad came flying out of nowhere on the sled! Said he found where we gotta go. He had me walk ahead of the truck following the snowmobile tracks, and he followed me in the pickup. We were only a couple hundred yards from the access! So we got back to the motel, they took the bathroom door off the hinges, laid it on the bed and cleaned fish on it. Judging by the scratches on the door it wasn’t the first time that had been done. After fried fish for dinner, dad and Clyde left me in the room playing and watching TV by myself. They went to the casino to spend the free chips they got with the room rental. While playing with my ninja turtles I found a piece of plywood under the TV stand that was covering a heat vent in the floor. Since it was so cold in our room I left it off and shortly dad and Clyde returned. When they were getting ready for bed Clyde said no way he was freezing like last night again so he put on his snowmobile suit and bomber hat and crawled into bed. Within about two hours we were all in our underwear sweating. I didn’t know any better and slept through it. The next morning they were rummaging around the room trying to figure out what happened when the found the plywood laying by the vent. I told them that I slid it off all the way last night. They had a good laugh and put it back on 1/2 way and we went back out fishing. The rest of the trip was pretty uneventful, until the ride home when Clyde was having me open the sliding rear window grabbing him beers from the truck box. About every twenty minutes we had to pull over for him to take a leak. Wouldn’t you know he was standing alongside the truck peeing when a state trooper pulls up. Noticing Clyde is obviously drunk he grills dad pretty good until he’s sure dad wasn’t drinking/driving, grabs the thirty pack of Stroh’s Light and throws it in the back of the box out of reach and says get out of there. After that trip mom didn’t let me go with the guys again for a couple years. Clyde has been dead about 10 years now, but I have a ton more stories from hunting/fishing with him. He was a blast to be around. He was actually my grandpas brother but we called him uncle.