You might fish too much when..

You are using swipe to text and when you try to text the word “daughter” it thinks you want to say “Sauger”

I don’t understand the subject line

Or when you voice to text “walleye fishing” and it’s sent…

“while I F___”.

desperado wrote:

I don’t understand the subject line

What he meant was:

When you talk about fishing too much without actually going fishing.

Much like mlpspug did when he moved to FLA.

That might be what my problem is BG.

Your inlaws think you are a fictional character.
Your wife thinks you’re having an affair with a woman living where you say you’re going fishing.
If you’re gone before breakfast and home too late for dinner.
If daylite savings time is irrelevant.
If your boss forgets your name.
If your truck and trailer gets towed for being abandoned at the ramp.
If someone parks their car in your garage and you don’t notice.
If your Dr. tells you the “C” store diet is going to kill you.

Everyone thinks I’m a fictional character!

your kids run from you when you come home because they think your a stranger

Randy Wieland wrote:

your kids run from you when you come home because they think your a stranger

…That very well could be true, from what you posted about the hours you keep. You must be one of those guys like James, that can just go and go and go day in and day out with hardly any sleep… …rrr

you can’t look at a excel spreads sheet graph without thinking of the zoom on your marcum

river rat randy wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Randy Wieland wrote:</div>
your kids run from you when you come home because they think your a stranger

…That very well could be true, from what you posted about the hours you keep. You must be one of those guys like James, that can just go and go and go day in and day out with hardly any sleep… …rrr

rrr, my wife compares me to the energizer bunny…I keep going and going and going and going

You pull into a parking lot, and start looking for a bunch of empty spots together so you can pull your truck and trailer in and out without getting blocked by other cars, and then realize you don’t have the boat in tow!

Your neighbors all ask daily, ” How was the fishing today?”, and you were actually at work.

You call in sick to work, and your boss and co-workers call to see how the fishing is because they are suddenly thinking of getting sick, too.

Randy Wieland wrote:

rrr, my wife compares me to the energizer bunny…I keep going and going and going and going

hey, the subject is “fishing” too much

When I just opened my wallet and its empty except for the four fishing licences one for each Western Canada’s Provinces in 2014. Sure had alot of great fishing though. Fish safe.

When you just spent the last 5 days fishing, your back to work for two days, and within the first hour your sitting on IDO.

When everyone greets you and asks how fishing has been, assuming you’ve been out lately.

When you have a nice sun/wind burn and no one asks if you’ve been on vacation somewhere warm.

When your back hurts, your hands are nicked up, and you couldn’t be happier about it!

All your co-workers think you are the biggest player because you always have “that smell”.

Brian Klawitter wrote:

Everyone thinks I’m a fictional character!

Wait..Bk is actually real, this changes everything.

desperado wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Randy Wieland wrote:</div>
rrr, my wife compares me to the energizer bunny…I keep going and going and going and going

hey, the subject is “fishing” too much

Going FISHING you perv

If someone starts a sports related conversation and you change it to fishing.
If someone starts a food related conversation and you change it to fishing.
If someone starts a weather related conversation and you change it to fishing.
If someone starts a truck related conversation and you change it to fishing.

You get the idea!

I’m heading down to Everts tonight!!

I often dream I am icefishing at work. Everything is the same about the workplace, except I have to keep clearing out holes and giving the rattle reels a jig as I do my job.

BigWerm wrote:

When everyone greets you and asks how fishing has been, assuming you’ve been out lately.

When you have a nice sun/wind burn and no one asks if you’ve been on vacation somewhere warm.

the first quote i get asked that at work sometimes. the second quote, happened a few times to my girlfriend when she goes back to work after the weekend. whether it be the sun reflecting off the water out in the boat, or the snow out on the ice–her coworkers quietly ask one another “What happened to her? Does she have some sort of skin disease???

Losing a long term girlfriend twice over the chance at a fish of a lifetime. When will they understand? There’s many more fish in the sea right?

When you have valid fishing licences in three states at once

biggill wrote:

When you talk about fishing too much without actually going fishing.

Much like mlpspug did when he moved to FLA.

How do you know I am not fishing…just not catching anything to post?

When every time you back up the truck you turn the wheel the wrong way because there ISN’T a boat trailer behind you.

Every pet, tweety bird, dead critter on the side of the road, Christmas tree decorations, stuff at Michael’s crafts, and your Aunt Betty’s fur coat all look like “fly tying materials”.

When you’re watering the yard and you find yourself roll casting the hose out of the way.

Every time you tie something up with a piece of string, you use an improved clinch knot.

When it’s a sunny, blue-bird day without a cloud in the sky and somebody says “What a beautiful day!” and you just grumble.

You might fish too much. REALLY THIS IS POSSIBLE????
Any one want to learn how to drive a propane transport rig so I can try to get to the point of fishing too much.

One more:

You’re driving down the road, and the local power company has marked underground lines with those little flags. You’re overcome by an irresistible urge to slam on the brakes and run over there yelling “Flag! Flag!!!”.

You liked it better when you didn’t know what the folks in St Paul were talking about until after it became law.

You pass a small body of water that couldn’t hold fish in Minnesota because it would freeze out and you make a mental note as a possible place to fish.