Wife advice needed

Rodwork wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>TheFamousGrouse wrote:</div>
Matt Moen wrote:
Go get a haircut…..walk in with the grill and your new haircut. When she doesn’t notice the haircut and starts yelling about the grill, begin to cry because she didn’t notice your new haircut.

For his sheer ability to think like a woman, this post must be acknowledged.

Mind you, the approach is extremely suspect, but Matt’s grasp of the feminine mindset should at least be given its moment in the sun.

Men are simple and that would work on us. But women will circle back to the grill once we stop crying.

Yeah, maybe a good thought but in practice this is suspect. It certainly opens the door for them to remember the multitude of times we haven’t noticed their haircut. Women have a special place in their brain to remember this type of stuff that men don’t.

Snake ii’s wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>castle-rock-clown wrote:</div>
Everybody thinks separate accounts are all kittens and puppy dogs. I tried that with my first wife. I spent my “fun” money on booze and hookers. That account got closed real fast paying for the attorney.

If you spend ANY money on hookers, your problems are not isolated to a new grill…….

What do hookers and grills have in common???

They can both burn ya!

koldfront kraig wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>castle-rock-clown wrote:</div>
I bought a brand new Pit Boss pellet grill just last October. Wife loves the food that’s comes off of it. The devil made me buy a Char Griller Gravity Fed 980 just a week ago. It’s still hiding in the back of my truck away from her view and knowledge. She is maybe going to kill me once she finds out. How do I handle this? Ladies please feel free to chime in.

Have you used the new smoker yet?

I have a Masterbuilt 560 not w but the CharGriller looks like the build quality might be better.

I just got it put together yesterday. We’ve had rain and yesterday was the first dry day in a while. I slapped her together while wife was visiting her sister. I love the build and design quality. Time will only tell if this is true for real. After burning in and seasoning, I just grilled a couple burgers. They came out fantastic. Next cook will probably be a chuck roast that will get pulled apart for pulled beef, provolone, onion and grilled mushroom sandwiches.