What's Your Favorite Fortune?

  • Sharon
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    SE Metro
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    March 21, 2021 at 12:20 pm #2023678

    I had the last of the leftovers from my generous Chinese food order several days ago… and my fortune cookie was a bit ominous. 😬 It’s completely empty! What a gyp!

    This makes me think of the best fortune I have ever gotten from a cookie. I have two:

    “The fortune you seek is in another cookie.” 😂

    “You project the kind of confidence that strengthens others.” ~ I’ve always loved this one.

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    Pailofperch
    Central Mn North of the smiley water tower
    Posts: 2918
    March 21, 2021 at 2:11 pm #2023699

    “Your mission, should you choose to accept it…..”

    Pailofperch
    Central Mn North of the smiley water tower
    Posts: 2918
    March 21, 2021 at 6:53 pm #2023735

    ***8efe28aeba5bfd44**

    whistling

    wkw
    Posts: 723
    March 21, 2021 at 7:30 pm #2023741

    “You need to contact us about your extended car warranty “

    Pailofperch
    Central Mn North of the smiley water tower
    Posts: 2918
    March 21, 2021 at 7:38 pm #2023743

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    Roy
    Posts: 99
    March 21, 2021 at 7:46 pm #2023746

    “Eat more Chinese food”

    crappie55369
    Mound, MN
    Posts: 5757
    March 21, 2021 at 8:29 pm #2023750

    “Forgive the action, forget the intent”

    “Choice, not chance, determines destiny”

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11826
    March 21, 2021 at 8:43 pm #2023752

    Don’t pee into the wind?? coffee woot

    Jeff Gilberg
    Posts: 133
    March 22, 2021 at 7:23 am #2023788

    We usually have Chinese food on Thursdays.
    One week mine said “you will soon witness a miracle”.
    The next week “please disregard previous cookie”.

    gary d
    cordova,il
    Posts: 1125
    March 22, 2021 at 7:34 am #2023790

    Lucky lottery numbers. Who knows its just a few bucks to win.

    Sharon
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    SE Metro
    Posts: 5455
    March 23, 2021 at 9:11 am #2024054
    Jeff Gilberg wrote:

    We usually have Chinese food on Thursdays.
    One week mine said “you will soon witness a miracle”.
    The next week “please disregard previous cookie”.

    LOL that’s good! rotflol

    Sharon
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    SE Metro
    Posts: 5455
    March 29, 2021 at 8:28 am #2025567

    The New Fly Fisher posted this on Facebook this morning! ☺️

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    Hodag Hunter
    Northern Wisconsin
    Posts: 476
    March 29, 2021 at 10:40 am #2025649

    Just you you all know. The proper way to read a fortune cookie is to add the words “in bed” to the end. Always good for a laugh or 3.

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    March 29, 2021 at 11:52 am #2025675
    Hodag Hunter wrote:

    Just you you all know. The proper way to read a fortune cookie is to add the words “in bed” to the end. Always good for a laugh or 3.

    You beat me to it!

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