What Things Have Crossed Your Mind?

  • Deuces
    Posts: 5339
    April 6, 2021 at 7:06 am #2027814

    I wonder what my jewish customers think when I wear my Uncut Angling hat?

    glenn57
    cold spring mn/ itasca cty
    Posts: 13233
    April 6, 2021 at 8:30 am #2027822

    rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol

    funny stuff Denny!!!!!!! waytogo waytogo

    Dan
    Southeast MN
    Posts: 4158
    April 6, 2021 at 8:35 am #2027824
    Deuces wrote:

    I wonder what my jewish customers think when I wear my Uncut Angling hat?

    Dude…… applause applause

    primitive
    Davenport, Iowa
    Posts: 203
    April 6, 2021 at 6:06 pm #2027983

    That’s the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a long time. Thanks!

    crappie55369
    Mound, MN
    Posts: 5757
    April 6, 2021 at 7:41 pm #2028011

    Thanks Denny. I got a good chuckle on some of those. Might try the doctor and glove trick

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5621
    April 6, 2021 at 7:56 pm #2028022
    Denny O wrote:

    Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

    Part of what I do for work is onboarding new employees to work in our group homes, which involves a brief review of OSHA training – including talking about PPE. Gloves are the most common PPE and licensing requires I demonstrate proper glove removal procedures during training… I now tell trainees all that BEFORE I start putting on the rubber gloves out of the blue. shock rotflol

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5911
    April 6, 2021 at 8:11 pm #2028030

    Sharon, next time ask for a volunteer first. jester

    mxskeeter
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 4447
    April 6, 2021 at 11:30 pm #2028049

    Good ones Denny. rotflol rotflol waytogo waytogo
    I had only heard a couple of these but they make me smile everytime.

    tim hurley
    Posts: 6049
    April 7, 2021 at 7:28 am #2028056

    Why do you drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?
    Now that we have computer technology why does it take LONGER to pump your gas? It’s -10 no I don’t want to buy a carwash!

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5621
    April 7, 2021 at 8:07 am #2028067
    LabDaddy1 wrote:

    <div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Denny O wrote:</div>
    Sharon, next time ask for a volunteer first. jester

    LOL!

    Bahahaha! Some of my trainees would definitely laugh! Most others might just run out the door and not come back. smash

    B-man
    Posts: 6768
    April 7, 2021 at 9:01 am #2028077

    I donated blood for the first time yesterday…..NEVER AGAIN!

    No respect for my privacy…with question after question…

    Who’s blood is this?

    Where did you get it?

    Why is it in a bucket? rotflol

    mxskeeter
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 4447
    April 7, 2021 at 11:42 am #2028150
    B-man wrote:

    I donated blood for the first time yesterday…..NEVER AGAIN!

    No respect for my privacy…with question after question…

    Who’s blood is this?

    Where did you get it?

    Why is it in a bucket? rotflol

    rotflol

    How big is the bucket?

    JEREMY
    BP
    Posts: 4600
    April 8, 2021 at 9:55 am #2028406

    Why is there a “Highway to Hell” but only a “Stairway to Heaven”?

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    April 8, 2021 at 10:12 am #2028411

    I got in a taxi and ask the driver to take me somewhere to get some action.
    He took me to my house.

    I broke a mirror in my house so I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get it down to five.

    I went to a tourist information booth and asked them to tell me about the people that were there last year.

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5911
    April 8, 2021 at 10:22 am #2028419

    Gud’ins guys and gal!

    mxskeeter
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 4447
    April 8, 2021 at 1:39 pm #2028496

    If Fire Fighters fight fires and Crime Fighters fight crime—what are Freedom fighters doing???? shock

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