I’ll start with my funny of the day
Renewed my truck plates and haven’t received stickers yet. Was pulling out from a stop sign and got pulled over. Sheriff was pretty cool and had already checked my registration. So was just letting me know I didn’t have current stickers when he noticed the box of heavy latex gloves that scattered all over my cab.
Sheriff- what’s up with all the latex gloves?
Me- I have a thing for not getting any blood on my hands and they’re great for no fingerprints. ( it just rolled out with no thinking)
The look on his face was absolutely priceless!!! 
Then the background check….. 
