What Is Your Stupid Human Trick??

I can make beer disappear………………………………………….

buschman wrote:

Thanks B-Man.. It is still one of my favorites and will never sell it. I have a collection of replicas now.
This is one below here is one of my best and think I have posted it on here before. I don’t want to take over your post but is a fishing site so figured I will toss one more photo up. Keep them coming guys..

Wow that one is AWESOME!

buschman wrote:

Thanks B-Man.. It is still one of my favorites and will never sell it. I have a collection of replicas now.
This is one below here is one of my best and think I have posted it on here before. I don’t want to take over your post but is a fishing site so figured I will toss one more photo up. Keep them coming guys..

WOW! That is gorgeous! The wood looks so smooth I want to touch it! (Get yer minds outta the gutters!.. I don’t know how else to phrase that. )

Sharon wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>buschman wrote:</div>
Thanks B-Man.. It is still one of my favorites and will never sell it. I have a collection of replicas now.
This is one below here is one of my best and think I have posted it on here before. I don’t want to take over your post but is a fishing site so figured I will toss one more photo up. Keep them coming guys..

WOW! That is gorgeous! The wood looks so smooth I want to touch it! (Get yer minds outta the gutters!.. I don’t know how else to phrase that. )

Buschman that is fantastic!! You could have a profitable side gig for sure. People would pay $$$ for those.

glenn57 wrote:

you did that with a chainsaw!! WOW that’s crazy good…….and post as many as you want. start a new thread. I could look at talent like that all day long!!!!!!

X2 Buschman. Start a new thread and if you have time maybe tell us how you do your process. I would like to try that one day. Great work

The only trick I have is I can look at my wife and urine her off without saying anything. My skills have gotten better during the quarantine.

I am a gator whisperer

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Touche’ Sharon

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Another stupid human trick

I can tie a bowline knot to a cleat or post….

One handed…..

In 10 seconds or less….

Stand back ordinary humans

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B-man wrote:

Touche’ Sharon

Awesome, B-Man! That’s a great headstand!

Sharon wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>buschman wrote:</div>
Thanks B-Man.. It is still one of my favorites and will never sell it. I have a collection of replicas now.
This is one below here is one of my best and think I have posted it on here before. I don’t want to take over your post but is a fishing site so figured I will toss one more photo up. Keep them coming guys..

WOW! That is gorgeous! The wood looks so smooth I want to touch it! (Get yer minds outta the gutters!.. I don’t know how else to phrase that. )

Sharon, I had the best reply for this one but know your Father. Haha !!! B-man shows more skin anyways 😳

I once did yo-yo tricks on stage in front of the entire middle school to OMC’s How Bizarre. I was forced to retire due to all the females attacking me while I was trying to walk the dog.

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404 ERROR wrote:

I once did yo-yo tricks on stage in front of the entire middle school to OMC’s How Bizarre. I was forced to retire due to all the females attacking me while I was trying to walk the dog.

That. Is. Awesome! No video of this performance??

Sharon wrote:

No video of this performance??

Sorry, lost in a flood from a frozen pipe while on my “Desperados Yo-Yo World Tour” back in 2000.

Another hidden talent… I can balance coffee mugs on my knees as though they were sitting on a coffee table! I have short arms, and I like my coffee to be in reach more so than a nearby coffee table. So I’ve been using my knees for years instead. 😁☕

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Tell us what’s actually in the coffee mug!

I’m gonna have to come up with a trick now….

rock skipping
shooting bottle caps across the room by snapping my fingers
calling in geese by mouth
calling in owls by cupping my hands together
calling in quail by cupping my hands together
I like to play guitar, but don’t consider it a super power

A chainsaw carving thread would be cool. I’ve been watching several videos on it and have been trying to learn how to sharpen my chains. I’ve been close to starting a thread the past few days. I did just order a book on carving bears to help me get started.

Pailofperch wrote:

Tell us what’s actually in the coffee mug!

This one had coffee, but not all of them do. I saw a mug online that says “There’s a good chance this is whiskey” and I keep thinking I should buy it!

Generally speaking, I’m right handed. But I enjoy the challenge of using both hands to complete multiple tasks, even writing! This is on a white board mounted to the wall, and while my left hand does take a little longer to write with, I believe this qualifies as being able to write with BOTH hands. 😁

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Kind of hard to explain, but as things happen faster my brain processes it and it plays out in slow
Motion. So driving my truck, it feels faster to drive 70 compared to 120mph or it feels slower to drive a boat at 80mpg that it is at 50 mph.

As much as I absolutely hate playing video games, it comes in handy. When I was looking to go into the Air Force, the guys that do the agility tests were very eager to have me recruited.

I also do not have a dominant eye

Sharon wrote:

Generally speaking, I’m right handed. But I enjoy the challenge of using both hands to complete multiple tasks, even writing! This is on a white board mounted to the wall, and while my left hand does take a little longer to write with, I believe this qualifies as being able to write with BOTH hands. 😁

your left hand is ten times my good right hand

What Bearcat said only 100x.

B-man wrote:

Have you ever wandered in the woods and wondered if your foot was the first ever human foot to have touched that earth??

Usually right before I see an old beer can

I can read minds, particularly of all the women in my life.

The trick hasnt been used yet, but its been made apparent that I can…

Deuces wrote:

I can read minds, particularly of all the women in my life.

I know my wife so well I can also read her mind and know exactly what she is going to say even minutes before she says it. Like the other day I knew she was going to say “if you are going to sh!t your pants go to the other room!” Long before the thought even entered her head.

I hate to one up all you folks standing on your head… but I have been known to stand on my head AND wiggle my ears.

Now I haven’t stood on my head for sometime. Doc told me I was off balance and would need to lose 30 or so pounds…but if I had a wall to steady me now a day, I could make it happen.

Reef W wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>B-man wrote:</div>
Have you ever wandered in the woods and wondered if your foot was the first ever human foot to have touched that earth??

Usually right before I see an old beer can

Similar….we were fishing a fly in lake a few years ago and as we trolled through a channel a pine tree crashed down into the water about 100 feet behind us. I have always wondered what the chances were that we were there at that moment. Maybe a dozen people see that lake a year and a hundred year old tree finally let’s loose.

As far as stupid human tricks, I can move both nostrils and the same time. I can also dislocate my left shoulder.

My wife and daughter would also say I can pass gas on command but that’s only partially true.

Rodwork wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Mr.Beads wrote:</div>
I can read minds, particularly of all the women in my life.

I know my wife so well I can also read her mind and know exactly what she is going to say even minutes before she says it. Like the other day I knew she was going to say “if you are going to sh!t your pants go to the other room!” Long before the thought even entered her head.