Yesterday I heard this one while driving.
A little girl sitting with her family at a wedding asks her mom “why does the bride wear white?”
Thinking of the rat hole this could go down, mom quickly thinks up “Well she is wearing white to celebrate that this is the happiest day of her life”.
The little girl, smiles back at her Mom.
Mom’s looks at Dad, ‘Whew, dodged that bullet”.
“Mom?” “Yes honey?”
“Why does the man wear Black?”
I had to pull over.