So I stroll in the house after work last night and my wife says well since it’s your birthday should be head to Gander. I said hell ya. 
Then she looks at me and hands me a package and says “You might want to open this first” I am thinking what in the world she hates Gander Mt. with a passion 
It’s a small little package. After a quick think about it. I tear the thing open like a 5 year old on X-mas morning. S.O.B.! She got me a Patternmaster choke tube! 
I said “Dang baby you are good!”
I guess I must have been talking in my sleep again.
Just had to share how lucky I am to have a lady like I do 