Warning: This thread is about Nothing

  • McCloud
    Posts: 104
    August 18, 2020 at 3:39 pm #1966157

    In the spirit of the Jerry Seinfeld show, this thread is about nothing.

    Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor.
    You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.

    jwellsy
    Posts: 1593
    August 18, 2020 at 3:41 pm #1966158

    Should you shake hands with a proctologist?

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    August 18, 2020 at 3:48 pm #1966161
    jwellsy wrote:

    Should you shake hands with a proctologist?

    Even b4 covid I would elbow bump a known proctologist

    Dutchboy
    Central Mn.
    Posts: 16788
    August 18, 2020 at 4:13 pm #1966168

    About nothing, but the the thread will still go South.

    munchy
    NULL
    Posts: 4947
    August 18, 2020 at 4:20 pm #1966169
    bigpike wrote:

    Even b4 covid I would elbow bump a known proctologist

    What about a gynecologist?

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    August 18, 2020 at 4:33 pm #1966171
    munchy wrote:

    <div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>bigpike wrote:</div>
    Even b4 covid I would elbow bump a known proctologist

    What about a gynecologist?

    Male or female?

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    August 18, 2020 at 4:48 pm #1966173

    “I’m no gynecologist but I’ll take a look”

    robby
    Quad Cities
    Posts: 2829
    August 18, 2020 at 5:09 pm #1966179

    Know what a near sighted Gynecologist and a dog have in common? Wet nose.

    mnfish
    Lake Elmo MN
    Posts: 1104
    August 18, 2020 at 5:16 pm #1966182

    I think you’re on to something!! Maybe you should see if someone can make a tv show about it! Nothing!!

    shady5
    Posts: 491
    August 18, 2020 at 5:24 pm #1966187

    Why did I click on this post?

    -2x on it going south. I have faith in man.

    Deuces
    Posts: 5268
    August 18, 2020 at 5:25 pm #1966188

    Anyone know where to get a good muffin top?

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    August 18, 2020 at 6:13 pm #1966207
    Deuces wrote:

    Anyone know where to get a good muffin top?

    If they only sell the top, what do they do with the stub?

    Bearcat89
    North branch, mn
    Posts: 20815
    August 18, 2020 at 6:15 pm #1966208

    Jerry Seinfeld was hilarious. Jerry springer also had one hell of a show.

    ” JERRY JERRY JERRY “

    munchy
    NULL
    Posts: 4947
    August 18, 2020 at 6:28 pm #1966214
    bigpike wrote:

    Male or female?

    Now you’ve piqued my interest, but also a little scared of the potential answers as well…. blush

    ClownColor
    Inactive
    The Back 40
    Posts: 1955
    August 18, 2020 at 7:02 pm #1966219

    Bought me a whisker biscuit the other day…had to explain to the wife that it wasn’t something dirty!

    SuperDave1959
    Harrisville, UT
    Posts: 2816
    August 18, 2020 at 7:45 pm #1966234

    I always identified with George, he’d say the things guys think but never say.

    1hl&sinker
    On the St.Croix
    Posts: 2501
    August 18, 2020 at 7:48 pm #1966236

    You guys are making me flush in the checks. 8)

    jwellsy
    Posts: 1593
    August 18, 2020 at 8:24 pm #1966249

    About the only thing South of a proctologist would be a podiatrist.

    See, it went South.

    Bearcat89
    North branch, mn
    Posts: 20815
    August 18, 2020 at 8:31 pm #1966252

    George “cant stand ya”

    Snap
    Posts: 264
    August 18, 2020 at 9:32 pm #1966266

    A group of hippos is called a “bloat.”

    mxskeeter
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 3948
    August 19, 2020 at 12:43 am #1966296

    Elaine gives this thread a — waytogo wink

    Snake ii’s
    Posts: 529
    August 19, 2020 at 5:17 am #1966300

    Is it ok to ask a gynecologist “can I smell your fingers?”

    SuperDave1959
    Harrisville, UT
    Posts: 2816
    August 19, 2020 at 8:10 am #1966325
    Snake ii’s wrote:

    Is it ok to ask a gynecologist “can I smell your fingers?”

    What does a yeast infection smell like?

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