Tips to out fish stillakid 2

Dinasaur old boy,after reading thetechnic used by stillakid2 (old line in motor trick) in order to distract you brought tears to my old eyes.In fact I can hardly see the keys now.So I believe in fairness I will share with you a little,shall we say ,a proven advantage to older fisherman.This can be used in all types of endevers were skill and concentration are required.I have,and you will see ,that I have replaced long lost althtetic ability with treachery and down right cheating.When a chalenge is made,in this case ,who can catch more fish,except with following clause. I will accept only if I get 2 GOTCHYA,S.Your fishing mate does not know what gotchays are will not show his ignorance and except the contingencies.The technic is simple,I would call it close to gorilla warfare.You wait for your mate to catch a fish and call for the net,move fast and be ready,for this is the time to manuever into attact mode,wait for a critical point in the retrive,probably close to boat,this is probably the best time because he has seen the fish his heart rate is up and the excitment has him off balance. Now from the back slowly reach down and grab those two meaty globes and squeeezzzz!!!!,and yell GOTCHYA.now his mind is on somthing other that the fish and a quick will probably occure.If by chance this fish is still on his line,at this time it can be taken from his rod to yours. He is preoccupied at this time.If ther is a down side of this technic it is about to occure,but being a man of years should help you and your nose at this point.Now we have to examine the mental effect that just happened.the area in which we attacked is very sencetive and the thought of you having one more GOTCHYA may cause a condition called panic,in fact the thought of even having another bite may cause cardiac arrest,so being certified in CPR is very important,it also may be noted that recievers of the GOTCHYA may not need contracetives for it possible that the reciever will not funtion in that capacity again.Now you know the system,use it wisely and safly(cover nose after use) and Dinosuar I won,t tell Stillakid what you got planed,It,s our little secret OK !!!

LMAO!!! I’ve been plotted against! Not the first time I guess…………………probably not the last! :O)

I just went online to every outdoors shop I could think of and nobody offers camoflage “GOTCHYA GUARDS”…………….just may have to make one myself! LOL!

Then again…………………..maybe I could just turn the GOTCHYA tide backwards and completely obliterate the concentration of the GOTCHYA “giver” by a slow turn of the head, and return a wink and a smile. Maybe include a breathy “THANKS SNOOKUM’S”! as a kicker………………… All that and STILL land the fish! NOOOOOWW who’s in control??? LOL!

………………………………Don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’m be nervous wreck if I ever HAVE to share a boat the Old Ranger! LOL!

Stillakid2, Careful there!!!!! Maybe if you get in the sled with that old ranger a better plan would be to take your own net!!

Are you kiddin’?? I’ll bring 2 in case I drop one!!! LOL! Or maybe attach a wrist strap as well!

(Chuckling)……………………you know what’d be funny? A camo hoop skirt with perimeter alarm!!! Any body asks just tell them to take a fishin’ trip with that “old ranger” and they’d understand someday! LOL!

I never thought fishing was that rough of a sport………until now!!!!!!! WOW

Had’t taken the better half looking for eyes in a while. One thought was to print this all off and leave by the island. Maybe she would happen to pick it up and get some fishing ideas!!!!! Ooooooo….Wheeee

Hmmmm…. OK, there Lone Ranger….. not sure I really wanted to know what you and Tonto were up to all those years… sounds painful to me…. and gives me insight into what Kemosabe must mean……

but the problem with your clever little plan…. which perhaps you may already see…. is that the PUP can actually READ!!… I know that sounds incredible… but its TRUE!!….. and Im usually the number one victim of his pranks!….. so next time you have some tips for me can you use a PM?? then I will have at least HALF a chance the next time Im on the water with the SQUID……… dont let that picture of his fool you… he really is pretty clever….. he just looks that way to put you off your guard… then *wham*…… take it from me… Ive learned the hard way!…… still… like you Ive been around for quite a while…. so I have a few tricks too….. like when he asks for the net… I quickly slip it over his head… he used to wonder why I carry a musky sized one….. not anymore!! by the time he has that off again…. well I have landed what is now MY fish……

WOW……………….talk about lifting some eyebrows guys! Couldn’t help asking myself, if the object is to get this “trickster” outfished, why not just leave him at home or the boat landing or something? Seems to me that you’d be guaranteed some hassle-free fishing and a sure fire higher “score”. Thought I’d add 2 cents………………….just because I’d rather go without this guy than have to do any “squeezin'”!!!

The handle old ranger comes about because I was a chicago cop for 28 yrs. and have moved to st. charles ILL. the gotcha was a style I used to get confessions from my arrests and was a good come along hold for those that resisted arrest.I,m not trying to make fishing a contact sport ,but being on a fixed pension,one never knows when a chance to make a wager may appear.,and since we don,t know what each looks like I may have a advantage as a matter of ethics I have to admit I,m really fisheyes,or dinosaur,or beaver,or maybe stillakid2 trying to throw you off.

Ain’t me……………I that clever! :O)

I am not real sure the “gotcha” is a safe plan when in a small jon boat. The water is too cold for the possibility that all would go under. The Pup is just learning the jig method and is vulnerable for a while yet. Good thind he did not try to retrieve the feather jig I threw out.

Dino

WOW!!! Holy Moley kid, thats a tough crowd you got there! Was that old ranger or cold ranger? Cause thats a cold shot baby. Keep your chin up and your head down kid, the guys I fish with used to be just as bad. Now with that national registry thing they are not so cockyLOL!!!