This is so ironic, i must digress. Maybe the background will explain my earlier question…
In the mid ’60s i was ‘competively’ waterskiing. (the quotes need to be taken quite literally)
So, down on Peterson Lake I set up a course so that I could practice on weekends (when we had to shut down for recreational traffic on Lake Zumbro)
So, like a good Tom Sawyer, i got a group together to help me.
I was given the task of acquiring and setting the buoys accurately.
So, practicing my advanced math, i devised a system of algebraically measuring and setting the buoys.
And, being handy with a fid, i figured out how to anchor the buoys so that the wake wouldn’t move them (a task that had eluded the rest of the waterski club…)
So, I got everything together and even painted the buoys for ‘left’ and ‘right’…
So, everyone arrived at 7am on Sunday morning all rev’d up for a day of death defying quick cuts.
The senior most member looked at the course on the drive thru, went back to shore, loaded his boat and drove away muttering to himself.
Instead of using bleach bottles, which would very nicely bounce off of your legs,
I’D USED PROPANE BOTTLES…
Luckily for me, no one would run the course and I felt like an utter fool.
The next week, i’d replaced them, but:
1. the neighbors intentionally ran over them, sinking them with their props,
2. the paint wore off quickly, like in two weeks,
3. they were SMALL and couldn’t be seen easily by the drivers.
BUT, no one cut themselves to the calf bone and had to be taken to Mayo Emergency…
Some things you need to learn the hard way…
Now, BK, did you happen to look at the tethering system??