Wife pi$$ed me off one day, went fishing. Came back with fish, cold water so you all know how lively those things stay. Had that one trouble maker in the bucket that I knew should’ve knocked out but didn’t. Sure enough gets to his turn for the knife and thing starts a floppin around, you know how you hold it down in the middle of the fish but the tail still going 100mph..
I didn’t see it, or hear it, but you could feel for a moment there was something in the air. And then the bloody slime clump landed right on the wife’s phone she was scrolling half way cross the room.
Nothing will come to the satisfaction I felt at that moment. How do you get that with bleeding??!!