Bass fishermen stand up to fish (and pee)
Walleye fishermen, well let’s just say they sit a lot…
…did your boyfriend bass angler teach you that line? 
I love joking both ways. I primarily walleye fish, but respect bass fishing too just struggle with some of the gimmicky shiny decals, gear, jerseys, etc. Bass anglers have completely taken control with their catch and release mantra. Guys are nearly killed for keeping a few 12-14″ cold water smallies where they are legal despite it being nearly impossible to tell the difference at the table. A lot of walleye guys better find a way to start enjoying bass fishing. Take a look at some of the bass populations exploding in the last decade on some prominent “walleye” lakes.