Very deep random thoughts

Who ever thought a Dingle was a Berry?

Asteroids and Hemorrhoids: Who came up with the definitions? If Asteroids are in the hemisphere and Hemorrhoids are in your ass……..

How many holes does a straw have?

Doctors finally figured out what was wrong with my brain
They told me

On the Left side there is nothing right &
on the Right side there’s nothing left

More Snoop & Willie

In need of something to do, drive around the state for the water towers –

What happens to that fly you let out the side window while driving 70 mph ? Does he coast to a stop ? Wings get ripped off ? I think a $50 million grant to me to study this is in order

How come we drive on parkways and park on driveways??

Why do wives ask “does this dress make my butt look fat”? When they don’t really want to know the answer?

-Hedberg

Gotta love Mitch!!

What’s the last thing you hear before a hair hits the floor?

I give up.

Why do we cast towards the middle of the lake/river when fishing from shore, but cast toward shore when fishing from a boat?

Epstein didnt kill himself.

How many animals did we try to ride before we figured out horses were cool with it?

Imagine the first guy who saw a platypus…..

Brian Klawitter wrote:

Why do wives ask “does this dress make my butt look fat”? When they don’t really want to know the answer?

When my wife ask I say “no, the pizza does”

When I was a kid and we’d drive to Taylor’s Falls and see the the signs
“Watch for falling rock” my dad told me it was a missing native American kid.

Coletrain27 wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>buck-slayer wrote:</div>
Put some Tabasco sauce on the poop and should stop that.

I don’t think that would even stop her. She’s a beagle and Eats EVERYTHING. Even tried the pills to make the poop taste poopier and that don’t help

whoa whoa whoa, there’s a pill to make poop taste poopier?

I don’t read acronym lingo…SMH

Shake my hands! LOL

Lots of love!

I’m still laughing !!!

I’m a really good multitasker…

I can simultaneously ignore up to 20 problems at once.

tswoboda wrote:

How many animals did we try to ride before we figured out horses were cool with it?

Nicely done guys there were a lot of really good ones in here. Keep it up.

why do you take something out of the freezer to “unthaw it”

Why is there a strange lump on her back.

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Whisky may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot

What if salt and lime fixed the corona issues

David Blais wrote:

What if salt and lime fixed the corona issues

I sure hope somebody tried it. What if?…..

If the fish were biting yesterday and I traveled back in time to yesterday would I catch fish?

Why does tech support send out an email telling us email is down?

-J.

Coletrain27 wrote:

Why does my dog eat her own poop when we have plenty of food and feed her plenty?

This is suppose to help your dogs culinary taste-buds.

Adolph’s Tenderizer contains an enzyme that comes from pineapple called bromelain. Apparently, bromelain makes dog poop taste bad enough that dogs don’t want to eat it. You could substitute a few chunks of fresh pineapple (not canned) with each meal to have the same effect.

How come this morning I put on a pair of underwear, yet when I got home only removed 1 undergarment???

I just noticed this today.

When I go to the ATM and put my card in, it says please wait while we retrieve your preferences. Then it asks me, English or Spanish. Shouldn’t that be part of my preferences by now? I’ve had the same card for years.