Anyone have any NON Corona deep thoughts lately?
If Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg werent both lovers of smokin the reefer, would they have ever been friends?
Why does my wife dig through the bag of Doritos eating the cheesiest chips, when she’s gonna eat all of them anyways?
Don’t know but the pot you been smoken to dream up this we should be friends.
Why does my dog eat her own poop when we have plenty of food and feed her plenty?
Put some Tabasco sauce on the poop and should stop that.
Why do they not make mouse flavored cat food?
Don’t know but the pot you been smoken to dream up this we should be friends.
Put some Tabasco sauce on the poop and should stop that.
I don’t think that would even stop her. She’s a beagle and Eats EVERYTHING. Even tried the pills to make the poop taste poopier and that don’t help 
If the thing you’re looking for is always in the last spot you looked, then why didn’t you look there first?
Why does my dog eat her own poop when we have plenty of food and feed her plenty?
Hmmm…..poop flavored dog food. Just might be a million dollar idea!
Why does my dog lick his @$$ before licking my face and not after?
What’s the last thing you hear before a hair hits the floor?
If you were in a race by your self, would you finish in first or last?
Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together?
Why call them briefs if you wear them all day
Why call them speed bumps when they slow you down?
PFFFFFFFFFt PPFFFFFFFt
If we call shorts shorts, why aren’t pants called longs?
I was singing in the car the other day & I beller out – “I wish, I was a catfish” by Jimmie Hendrix…..wife says “really? You wanna just live at the dark bottom of the river and eat $hit all day?” Kinda puts a different spin on the song for me now.
I was thinking of turning Vegan –
But decided it would be a big missed steak
Is the hokey-pokey really what it’s all about?
-J.
Why are the numbers 1,2,3 on the top row on a phone, but on the bottom on a keyboard?
How do you lose 1 shoe on the freeway??
In the spring when the snow melts, Where does all the white go?
If it was “0” degrees yesterday and it’s twice as cold today, what would the temperature be?
if I am arguing with myself and I say,would you repeat that?
do I have deeper issues??
I saw a sign that says slow children at play,how am I supposed to take that???
another sign said,be alert !! how do you know how to be alert when you have never seen how one acts on a daily basis??
do lerts really exist???
have a great day guys! go outside,go play,go do something!!!
Lesser I catch fish, more I want to fish; I catch more fish, the lesser I want to fish.
I am thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. All it does is collect dust.
Technically I went cat fishing over the weekend.
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Ever try to throw away a garbage can?
-J.
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. -Hedberg
If Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg werent both lovers of smokin the reefer, would they have ever been friends?
If you were traveling at the speed of light… and turned on the lights. What would happen?
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