Guys, I’m on one of those streaks lately that makes me shake my head in wonderment. Bottom line. I haven’t had even a dinner that I’d rate as a C+ grade in a Twin Cities restaurant in well over a year.
This is across the spectrum from some usually reliable sports bar-type places to some higher-end places that are well-established and should have no excuses.
Last night was awful. A group of 4 of us met up on a well-known St. Paul avenue for dinner after the Wild game. Long story short: All of us are gut-wrenching sick this morning. None of us had any food in common before we met at this place. And on top of this, the food was TERRIBLE. Heavily salted, over-seasoned, overcooked and just awful. This is a well-known place that has been in business for years. Total tab was north of $300 for drinks, apps, dinner and tip.
Now I’m sick as a dog AND I’m pissed because I was sitting up at 2 am talking to an also-sick Mrs. Grouse and she said, “You know everywhere we’ve gone for months as been barely passable if that. Remember our anniversary dinner?”
Our anniversary dinner back in October. How could I forget. High-end place in St. Paul, been there for decades, reservations made months in advance, draw your own conclusions. Service? Terrible. Parked us at a table and completely forgot we were there. I had to go on Waiter Safari to track down somebody to serve us. Food? Awful. Steak tough as a shoe and over-salted to the point where I’m crunching salt between my teeth. Sent it back. Waiter returns asking if I could cut it in half and see if the center of the steak was better. What the actual… Mrs Grouse had overdone seafood that was like rubber. Desert was terrible and coffee was cold. $300 tab. Evening ruined.
So we went back through the list because we had nothing else to do except be sick, and every place we’ve eaten in the past year fell into 1 of 2 categories: Very bad or just marginally passable. We couldn’t come up with a single meal we’ve had out anywhere in the Twin Cities area that we thought was even good, much less great.
Maybe it’s just bad luck or whatever you want to call it. Maybe I need a visit to the Maharishi Yogi to cleanse my aura. I just don’t know.
Am I just on a year-long bad luck streak? Or is something broken with the restaurant scene in the TC area?