taking your temperature

Its been reported now that allowing the taking of one’s temperature from the forehead for COVID purposes can cause memory erasures. One fella went into Cub to buy Mac and Cheese for his grandkids where they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

That’s just me in a grocery store..
Saturday – i need butter and a steak.

50LBS pork shoulder, several steaks, butter… …Beer

Tom Sawvell wrote:

Its been reported now that allowing the taking of one’s temperature from the forehead for COVID purposes can cause memory erasures. One fella went into Cub to buy Mac and Cheese for his grandkids where they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

That happens when the poke one hitters before walking in. He had the cotton mouth and forgetfulness. Beer clears both those up.

I do not like those temp gun things. Always makes me feel like someone is putting a gun to my head. Better than plan C though.

Thanks for the laugh!

Does anyone else feel the need to close their eyes when they scan your forehead?

I’m wondering if anyone has failed a temperature check yet? “Too warm, you can’t enter.”

robby wrote:

I do not like those temp gun things. Always makes me feel like someone is putting a gun to my head. Better than plan C though.

You’d prefer a rectal thermometer?

gim wrote:

I’m wondering if anyone has failed a temperature check yet? “Too warm, you can’t enter.”

Almost, went to the Eye Glass place and they are screening. It was one of those really hot days, at the screening my temp was high, they never told me how much. The screen-er asked if I had been driving for awhile, Said yes and she said okay sign here and go ahead. They also asked if I had been out of the state. Not sure why.

muskie-tim wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>gimruis wrote:</div>
I’m wondering if anyone has failed a temperature check yet? “Too warm, you can’t enter.”

Almost, went to the Eye Glass place and they are screening. It was one of those really hot days, at the screening my temp was high, they never told me how much. The screen-er asked if I had been driving for awhile, Said yes and she said okay sign here and go ahead. They also asked if I had been out of the state. Not sure why.

when I go to my shops I fill out a form that asks the out of state question. I’m assuming it’s for back tracing.

When the temp checking first started it was winter. Management told me they didn’t have many that tested at normal body temperature.

gim wrote:

I’m wondering if anyone has failed a temperature check yet? “Too warm, you can’t enter.”

yes there are some I have heard of. They get sent home till they have no fever or get tested.

Tom Sawvell wrote:

Its been reported now that allowing the taking of one’s temperature from the forehead for COVID purposes can cause memory erasures. One fella went into Cub to buy Mac and Cheese for his grandkids where they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

Tom Sawvell wrote:

…they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

Did the “temperature scanner” have “Made by Budweiser” written on the side of it?

I smell a conspiracy.

gim wrote:

I’m wondering if anyone has failed a temperature check yet? “Too warm, you can’t enter.”

That’s is why I go into the liqueur cooler!

Pat K wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>robby wrote:</div>
I do not like those temp gun things. Always makes me feel like someone is putting a gun to my head. Better than plan C though.

You’d prefer a rectal thermometer?

Ohh baby! May I have another, Please? Enough said.

glenn57 wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Tom Sawvell wrote:</div>
Its been reported now that allowing the taking of one’s temperature from the forehead for COVID purposes can cause memory erasures. One fella went into Cub to buy Mac and Cheese for his grandkids where they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

Snap wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Tom Sawvell wrote:</div>
…they took his temp off his forehead but came out with two cases of beer.

Did the “temperature scanner” have “Made by Budweiser” written on the side of it?

I smell a conspiracy.

I rest my case!
of beer, whiskey or to your liking.

Hey, Sheldon is not chiming in to protect the liqueur cabinet, someone has to!!