Taking a final for physics tomorrow(Monday), then have the rest of the afternoon/evening available. So whoever might be heading out on P2, I am free…
May 7, 2012 at 8:31 am
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Hoping to get out on P2 tomorrow…
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May 7, 2012 at 10:35 am #1066166
Erwin Schrodinger and Werner Hiesenberg were driving down the road when Schrodinger runs over a cat. He said “Is the cat dead?” and Hiesenberg replied “I can’t be certain”.
If you get this joke, you pass Physics
May 7, 2012 at 10:42 am #1066167Another one:
A Physicist walks into a ice cream parlor and orders two sundaes. He sets one by an empty chair and eats the other one. He does this week after week. Finally the owner of the ice cream shop asks him “Why do you do that?”. The Physicist says “Acording to the principles of Quantum Mechanics, there’s no reason why matter couldn’t spontaneously appear over the empty chair and form into a beautiful woman, who will see the Sundae and perhaps like it and then fall in love with me”. The owner says “Look, this place is always full of attractive single women. Why don’t you just walk over and talk to one of them and maybe she’ll fall in love with you”. The Physicist replied “Yea, right. Like that could happen”.
May 7, 2012 at 10:45 am #1066168Last one:
Two numbers were arguing…
Pi yells “Get real!”
The square root of -1 yells back “You’re irrational!”OK, that’s all I got. Good luck with your final!
Rootski
May 7, 2012 at 11:55 am #1066176I”m not sure it’s enuf…
May 7, 2012 at 12:30 pm #1066186OK….
Two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. The first one says “I think I lost an electron!” The second one asks “Are you sure?”. The first replies “I’m positive!”
May 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm #1066202Quote:
OK….
Two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. The first one says “I think I lost an electron!” The second one asks “Are you sure?”. The first replies “I’m positive!”
groaaann 
jerrMay 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm #1066205
LOVE IT!! Thanks Rootski! ILYSOH May 7, 2012 at 1:34 pm #1066228Quote:
OK….
Two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. The first one says “I think I lost an electron!” The second one asks “Are you sure?”. The first replies “I’m positive!”
this is my favorite…
fish were biting from shore again last night…saw some anglers angle a 28 from the banks of the levee that runs along hardman avenue north of 494….throwing cranks.
jp
p.s. you don’t have to go to college Corey, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia.
May 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm #1066280Welp, looks like I failed physics…
I take the test in an hour…May 7, 2012 at 4:02 pm #1063321
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Welp, looks like I failed physics… I take the test in an hour…
Watch out for those frictionless tables.
May 7, 2012 at 4:08 pm #1066287Their velocity will remain constant from the force I exert on them, and will be equal to the force exerted, but in opposite direct…
May 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm #1066290Quote:
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Welp, looks like I failed physics… I take the test in an hour…
Watch out for those frictionless tables.
impossible…second law
May 7, 2012 at 5:02 pm #1066306And so it begins…
May 7, 2012 at 5:45 pm #1066333Quote:
And so it begins…
well…anyway…good luck on that test and with fishing also.
jp
May 10, 2012 at 1:11 am #1067107Nothin’ will pick me up better than nerd humor…I am a member of the club
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