Svens at it Again!

  • Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5819
    #1747920

    Sven was passing by Torvald’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he saw Torvald doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.. Buttocks clenched, he performed a slow pirouette, and gently slid off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunched his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, let his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

    Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.. With a final flourish, he tore the T-shirt from his body, and hurled his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Sven rushed in and said, “What the world are Ya’ doing, Torvald?”

    “Good grief, Sven, Ya’ scared the bejeebers out of me,” said an obviously embarrassed Torvald. “But me ‘n the wife been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor”

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10426
    #1747926

    A tractor! rotflol rotflol rotflol

    AUTO_5
    Inactive
    Mendota Heights, MN
    Posts: 660
    #1747928

    *facepalm*

    trytoofish
    sw Mn.
    Posts: 418
    #1747954

    Lol He thinks his tractor is sexy!

    jerrj01
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 1547
    #1748017

    Groan.

    It was funny though.

    Rod Bent
    Posts: 360
    #1748201

    Well Ole’s time came and he passed away. So Lena went into town to the newspaper office. She told the clerk that Ole was gone now and wanted to make an obituary. The clerk was very sorry for her loss, and asked Lena what she wanted to print. Lena said Ole was a simple farmer so something short and not too expensive like “Ole died”. The clerk said that was good but there was a five word minimum for printing. Lena thinks it over and says how’s about this? “Ole died, tractor for sale”.

    jld
    Holmen
    Posts: 813
    #1748326

    Ole and Sven worked for farmer Brown for several years on his homestead. One day, while working the back forty they heard several sirens approach the homestead. Eventually, the sheriff came out and told Ole and Sven there was a fire at the homestead and they needed to come identify the body. Once at the scene the sheriff told Ole in to go in first and identify the body. Ole told the coroner to roll farmer Brown over on his stomach and spread his butt cheeks. The coroner does and Ole gets down there and looks real hard and gets up shaking his head. The sheriff then sends Sven in. He tells the coroner the same thing. Roll him over and spread his butt cheeks. Sven gets down, looks real close and gets up shaking his head. Outside, the sheriff asks the two why they had the coroner roll farmer Brown over on his stomach to identify him? Well, Ole chimes in. Every time we go into town with farmer Brown and stop at the tavern the bartender says “Here comes farmer Brown with his two a$$holes”

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5819
    #1749238

    Nice you’mer thar all of yews! chased

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