If you get an Ariens, make sure to get one with the little paddle turn assist thing, DO NOT GET ONE WITH AUTO-TURN TRIGGERLESS STEERING.
I emphasize this, mainly to keep those you love safe from long bouts of depression and profanity laced diatribes.
Basically, it’s setup so that if it senses you trying to turn, it will spin the outside wheel faster to assist with the turn, the same thing that the triggers/paddles normally do. The problem is if you hit one *** *$@* pebble of ice, anything that might disrupt it at all, the *$&*%( thing starts turning on you.
It’s a terrible idea, made by terrible people. The only explanation I can think of is that it was designed for masochists who sit inside watching 2 feet of snow pile up and say, “Hmmm, how can I make this harder than it already is?”
Sorry about your stress, but this was absolutely hilarious to read. I especially love “terrible idea, made by terrible people”. LMAO