@tangler
You could always just lean backwards and try to pee over your head…..just make sure to keep your mouth closed.
Where is that boat at….I didn’t see it last weekend but I was pretty busy catching fish. I’ll have the fam out Sunday for a bit. Our daughter will get a kick out of that. The conversation will be something like this:
Her – why is that boat all smashed up?
Me – Because it got sucked downstream in the high water
Her – Does it need a boat doctor to fix it?
Me – I don’t think a boat dr can fix it
Her – what about a bandaid? that always helps my owies.
Me – That’d be a bigass bandaid
Her – Dad, you can’t say that word
Her(the next day at daycare) – there’s a broken boat on the river that my dad says needs a bigass bandaid to fix it.