My wife quit buying things for me for Xmas.
She says I am too picky.
I say she is cheap.
We buy our own Xmas presents these days.
After 2 months of search I found a decent hat that can fit my giant melon.
Order it yesterday.
First off I am going to get rid of the lame looking feather.
A new hat deserves a nice hat pin.
I ordered this mean looking hat pin for it.
What is on your Xmas list?