I once got drunk at a party and ended up horking my “finger food” into the koi pond. Let’s just say that koi are shuper ravenoush for reshykled food, ossifer.
Yeah, they’re probably that big by now too.
Oh, and this was on the main eBay campus in San Jose, CA.
Did I really hork into eBay’s koi pond? Yes, yes I did.