Roosevelt lake

  • glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11820
    #2171583

    EPG’s favorite lake ie in this edition of Minnesota Outdoor News!! Didn’t read the article yet but headline says it’s a Muskie destination!

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171591

    I am going to have to reread that, I thought it said musty destination??
    Which would make sense if you consider all of the corona uhm, er, disposed of near there.

    MX1825
    Posts: 3319
    #2171593

    I’ve heard that lake has Corona Virus. whistling

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171594

    Yes it does MX, I can show you about fifty or so spots where it started at, and in a couple of other spots it was contaminated with 7 x 7, I spose I better explain that, old number seven returned to the earth 7 times.

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171595

    Ya know, come to think of it, its a dang wonder the tram rails havent rusted out prematurely.

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11820
    #2171600

    rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol I did read the article, it did say something about stained water!! whistling

    chuck100
    Platteville,Wi.
    Posts: 2627
    #2171606

    I’ve heard there is a creature that roams about that area.I think it’s named the Roosie Coronasquatch.
    If i remember correctly it imitates a fisherman by day and and nobody is sure what the he!! it is by night,other than a pain in the a$$.
    If your ever up that way and suspect your in it’s presence get the he!! out of there quickly.I repeat leave as fast as you can,trust me on this one.
    I have to warn people of one other thing,DO NOt and i mean DO NOT feed it a Corona.If given one it will never go away,like feeding a stray cat.
    You Have Been Warned.

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171614

    I’ve heard there is a creature that roams about that area.I think it’s named the Roosie Coronasquatch.
    If i remember correctly it imitates a fisherman by day and and nobody is sure what the he!! it is by night,other than a pain in the a$$.
    If your ever up that way and suspect your in it’s presence get the he!! out of there quickly.I repeat leave as fast as you can,trust me on this one.
    I have to warn people of one other thing,DO NOt and i mean DO NOT feed it a Corona.If given one it will never go away,like feeding a stray cat.
    You Have Been Warned.

    rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10428
    #2171617

    LMAO –
    I’m pretty sure there are no fish in this lake but I have it on inside info that there is a Coronasquatch and yes, do not feed this Animal or play pull tabs with him.

    Update – the Coronasquatch was last seen fishing in Mexico and he cannot catch fish there either. redface but he can drink like a fish. toast

    FYI – Coronasquatch is not married but it looks like he is getting close. whistling

    Stay tuned………

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171620

    I have proof

    Attachments:
    1. Coronasquatch-on-Rosie.jpg

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171622

    oh boy……..

    Attachments:
    1. wisdom-speaks.jpg

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10428
    #2171625

    3’s the charm. wink

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171626

    I got dibs on the moose and the new rig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171630

    Yanks and Rebs

    Attachments:
    1. Yanks-and-Rebs.jpg

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11820
    #2171632

    Well if he’s moving to NC or wherever the hell whistling who’s got dibs on the cabin??

    And how the holy hello are the bars up there gonna survive!! shock

    chuck100
    Platteville,Wi.
    Posts: 2627
    #2171655

    Good God somebody get that man some help.

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11820
    #2171666

    Good God somebody get that man some help.

    rotflol rotflol rotflol

    and here i thought when i posted this we’d have a healthy discussion about fishing and the fish in Roosevelt lake!!!!!!!! doah coffee

    boy was i wrong!!!!!!!!! whistling

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171667

    Glenn57, the only way you can find fish in that lake is to spill a little corona in it while you are in a boat, he has them trained to follow him around and him only.

    John Rasmussen
    Blaine
    Posts: 6358
    #2171671

    Iowaboy, the way I hear it he couldn’t catch a fish even if Babe Winkelman rigged his rods and Al Linder told him were to cast and how to jig it.

    BigWerm
    SW Metro
    Posts: 11638
    #2171715

    Feel like we need to organize an intervention for this Coronasquatch, need to teach him it’s ok to rent for awhile and not to use his pulltab philosophy of throwing good money after bad on his personal life! rotflol rotflol

    Ripjiggen
    Posts: 11588
    #2171718

    Can we just make it an IDO cabin. All are welcome.

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171723

    January 6, 2023 at 7:52 am#2171671
    Iowaboy, the way I hear it he couldn’t catch a fish even if Babe Winkelman rigged his rods and Al Linder told him were to cast and how to jig it.

    So I tried to find a picture of those two together and photoshop EPG walking away in the background, I failed dang it so you have to use your imagination with the meme in your mind.

    Babe speaking, Al, have you ever seen or heard such a thing?
    Al, No Babe, we tried everything we know to help that guy catch a fish.
    Babe, yup, he kept mumbling about southern bells, corona, and something about ib1.
    Babe, are those lures we have never heard of? whatever it was I doubt they would work either.
    Al, probably right, lets get out of here before he rubs off on us!
    And what in the heck is that smell!!

    MX1825
    Posts: 3319
    #2171773

    EPG do you have a divorce lawyer on speed dial?

    Edit!

    EPG maybe you should try Polygamy!
    You said 3rd time the charm. Hell just get 2 more Belle’s to add to the household, I mean Harem.

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10428
    #2171778

    Actually I am using the same Attorney I used 28 years ago with the 1st and a hard no to polygamy.
    I use to tell X#2 that she never has to worry about me having a girlfriend because one nagging on me is more than enough.
    and If anyone is going to Mexico and wants a Corona, you may want to call ahead. whistling
    Gotta love them all inclusives. toast

    BTW – Best all inclusive I’ve ever stayed at. The staff was very well trained, and no buffets it was all al-la-cart order off the menu.
    Secrets Los Cabos.

    Glenn was that the most current MN Outdoors?

    Sheldon,
    You can have the new rig, but the Moose is coming with me to NC. wave

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11820
    #2171781

    Yes the January 6 the edition. This one

    Attachments:
    1. IMG_20230106_1746569812-scaled.jpg

    Ripjiggen
    Posts: 11588
    #2171784

    If you move to NC can I have first dibs on buying the auger that spins the wrong way? Heard they work better with deep slush. whistling

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3789
    #2171785

    Well folks thats a wrap…

    munchy
    NULL
    Posts: 4931
    #2171787

    By “Musky Destination” they mean the smell, Eau De Toilet!!

    Attachments:
    1. musk-eau-de-parfum-50-ml-292360-3.jpg

Viewing 30 posts - 1 through 30 (of 37 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.