A guy goes fishing. He can’t catch squat for all his fancy fishin’ gear.
But there’s this kid along the bank using an old rod from the dime store
just hauling them in.
So he goes to the kid and asks him “What’s the secret?”
Kid sez; “mumble mumble mumble mumble”
Guy sez; “I’m sorry but I cannot understand you.”
Kid holds his hand to his mouth, spits into his hand and sez;
“Keep your worms warm.”
Troy Pike