The year was 2030, it would be Carter’s first time on Red Lake, the infamous walleye factory of the north, known to many an angler to be a walleye paradise in early ice. Carter made all the right preparations, he was meticulous about safety and ensured that all of his gear was functioning correctly before making the trip to the 47th parallel. It had been many years since someone died on this lake, but he wasn’t about to break that streak himself, he had a family to provide for.
As he prepped his gear, he made sure to check into his favorite fishing forums to gather any last minute ancillary details to make the trip more successful. In the past, these small jaunts into the horrid hellscape that In-Depth Outdoors had become have proven fruitful, albeit littered with those yearning for days gone by. Days that the world now knows are unlikely to be seen again.
Since the mysterious fall of the Mille Lacs fishing and tourism industry earlier this century, outdoorsmen have had to go elsewhere for their walleye fix. Lake of the Woods was the popular choice before it to went the way of the Zebra. Amidst the crumbling of the mainstay walleye destinations, Red Lake remains a beacon of hope for fishermen. Year after year it consistently ‘puts out the meat’. Sanctions on livestock have made the staples of yesteryear more of an exception than the rule, the ‘impossible’ burgers of the 2010’s have become not only the possible but the norm, and it’s real meat that is in short supply. This precipitous shift to non-meat products has made fishing and hunting a necessity for many who want real meat diets. The term carnivore used to be used in jest, but now is oft-used to denote someone who seeks out real meat products, normally through the lakes and streams or wild game.
That shift has not come without a price, the DNR, now the most powerful organization in MN, guards it’s most precious resource closely. Not iron, gold or forests, but the most plentiful source of meat in the state and maybe even the country, fish. The licensing system was completely revolutionized in the early 2020s, and since that change the MN DNR has become one of the most profitable organizations in the country. Possession limits are a thing of the past, one must now pay for every fish kept from the water, and that cost is not fixed nor affordable! The price increases with every addition, with some species coming at a premium. Since this is ‘the only game in town’ to some extent, the DNR has a monopoly and they haven’t been afraid to show it. A close partnership with President Bezos has made this all possible, as he recognized early that wild fish and game may be one market Amazon can’t own.
This change has priced many out of the market, yet another feather in the hat of late-stage capitalism. What used to be a way of life passed down by generations of hunters, gatherers, farmers, tradespeople and others is now almost completely dominated by the rich. Recent advancements in satellite sonar technology have made finding fish rather trivial, but gone are the days of one conservation officer patrolling an entire county. Sophisticated satellites combined with cutting edge Artificial Intelligence systems have made it possible for the DNR to monitor every lake in the state simultaneously. They’ve also lobbied for push access to cell-phones, allowing them to alert any would-be poacher that they are being watched. Poaching now carries jail time and extreme fines. Some praise them for more or less removing poaching from the state, but others find this invasive and yet another reminder of the dystopia they’ve found themselves in.
Carter however has saved for years for this opportunity. He’s read the studies and knows that there isn’t a substitute for real, fresh, walleye meat. He is descended from a proud family of walleye fishermen, and if there’s one thing history has told us about walleye fishermen it’s that the meat comes first. His anticipation was palpable when the yearly lottery results were announced for Red Lake permits, and he nearly cried when his name was called. It is or course, a few years late for his father to join him, he died in the great Walleye war earlier this century in Garrison. This was Carter’s chance to give his family another glimpse of the past, and Carter was not one to forget his past.
And so the day came, he found himself in a herd of people being escorted through the lone DNR controlled access on Upper Red Lake in early December. He scanned his license, handed over his credit card to rent his DNR approved ice fishing kit, and walked through the gates amid a few dozen other anglers.
As he walked he shook his head, a few short years ago he would have been able to bring his own gear, a flasher his father left him, a few custom made rods from the now defunct, TUCR. Maybe most of all he missed his tackle box, all lures were now managed through the DNR and rented at approved DNR tackle facilities. This equipment of course being manufactured and sold to the DNR by President Bezos’s Amazon.
He grabbed a few of the DNR branded buckshot spoons for $20 a piece, plus put down a ‘damage’ deposit of $10 per lure should he steal or lose one. Such is the price he thought, but he would be lying to himself if he didn’t curse the DNR for what they’d become. Fishing used to be about family, tradition, fun. It was now just yet another business destroyed by profiteering.
Carter referred to his map to find his assigned hole, number 1247, where he would be fishing for the day. Again he held back his anger, is it really necessary to force everyone to fish in a specific, static location? After a long walk he found his hole and got setup. There would be no live bait fishing for Carter, as the cost to use bait was now astronomical, but he wasn’t worried. If the rumors were true, the fish in Red Lake had been genetically modified to prefer artificial baits. This meant the DNR could maximize their profits off of their lure rentals, without having to worry about invasive bait species making their way into the lake. Carter tied on his Dad’s favorite color spoon and got to work. He pulled out his cell phone to check the satellite map and was a bit disappointed to see no fish in the general vicinity of his hole, but he was patient. While the technology would allow someone to scan the entire lake, that came at an exorbitant cost. Connor’s satellite package allowed him to scan a 75x75ft square around his current location.
After a few hours passed, Connor started to grow restless. Where were all the fish? Like most ice fishermen, he used his ‘Iowa fishfinders’ to check in on others around him. Through his hand me down binoculars he saw not a single other fish being caught. Something seemed off. Out of habit he checked the satellite feed again and this time nearly fell off of his chair. There was something under the ice moving his way, and it was large. He thought maybe a northern, but the return seemed too large for that. Just as the mysterious object swam past his hole, his rod nearly leapt out of his hand. At the last second he grabbed it and managed to set the hook into whatever it was on the other end of his line. For a few seconds it was immovable, far too heavy or large to be a fish. Just then however, the massive weight was gone, and what was left was something much smaller, something that wasn’t moving. He slowly reeled up his line to see what it was and was astonished to find a small glass bottle hooked onto his lure.
He grabbed the bottle in his hand and not surprisingly, received a notification on his phone.
“Our system shows that you caught something at 11:14AM, on December the 5th, 2030, would you like to report your catch?”
Carter knew he only had one option. He scrolled the options and selected, ‘non-living catch’. Marking his catch as a fish would require him to take a photo of the catch, immediately triggering a charge to his credit card, but more importantly, this would trigger an error as he had no fish to photograph.
“Thank you for reporting your catch, a DNR officer will be at your location in < 7 > minutes to inspect your < non-living catch>.”
He didn’t have much time, he quickly turned his attention to the bottle as there was something inside, a message. He uncorked the bottle and pulled out a small piece of parchment, on it was a handwritten cursive message. Handwritten messages were rare these days, and cursive even more so. They hadn’t taught cursive in the public school systems since the early 2000s, Carter was fortunate that his Dad took the time to teach him himself. “What if you need to write a check someday?” he’d always said. Carter didn’t know what that meant, and secretly had wondered why knowing multiple ways to write the same language was necessary, but he went with it. In neat handwriting, the message read,
“The answer lies deeper…
Look inside…
”
….to be continued….