I’ve been on the opposite side of this argument for a long time on these forums, but I just had a revelation. A plan.
I think we should look to develop an area adjacent to Mille Lacs with new housing developments. Build them adjacent to an extremely large hole in the ground. For argument’s sake, lets say this hole is exactly the same size as lake Mille Lacs. Affordable large houses where city folk can live, maybe even build a light rail up there, those always work! Remember, this is a long term plan, stick with me.
In a matter of years, tens of thousands of people will be calling Mille Lacs #2 home.
Here’s where it gets good. All these people need water right? Well where’s the most convenient fresh water resource in the area? LAKE MILLE LACS DUDE. These houses will tap the aquifer that feeds Mille Lacs #1, eventually completely draining it of water. In the mean time, a portion of that water will also start feeding Mille Lacs #2 until it starts to get deeper, and deeper, eventually becoming deep enough to support a fish population.
Then the DNR and everyone that lived near Mille Lacs will continually stock Mille Lacs #2 with walleye, until the population is overwhelming.
Meanwhile, Mille Lacs #1 struggles to support the fish population and the natives see their nets coming up with fewer fish every year, eventually, they start to wonder if it’s worth it anymore.
Then the DNR swoops in and says, ‘We’d be willing to let you net Mille Lacs #2 if you sign away your rights to net this now crappy Mille Lacs #1’. After they sign, you pull the plug on Mille Lacs #2, draining all the water back into Mille Lacs #1. You then reveal that all the houses in the area are actually just crudely built model homes with no real interior. But who was living in those houses they will say? Walleye student Andy Cox, who single-handedly funded the project to save Mille Lacs #1.
I call it, project Hugo. It’s worked before, and it can work again.