Don’t Forget !

It’s Valentine Day. So don’t forget to take care of your better half today. Take it from a guy who has been married for 15 years. Nothing says it all like a Dozen Red Roses.

J.

Flowers die…….a gift certificate to Victorias Secret is like giving yourself a present.

http://www.victoriassecret.com

Beav

Oh that is so funny Beav! Good thinking!

Right….You amaze me at times….in fact most of the time! Good idea!

Hawger

Beaver your post combined with that $hit eatin grin on your picture made me laugh outloud. Hawger kinda has that same look too. LoL

WOMEN LIKE POEMS ON VALENTINES DAY, STRAIGHT FROM L.A. (LOWER ALABAMA) COLLARDS IS GREEN,MY DOG’S NAME IS BLUE AND I’M SO LUCKY TO HAVE A SWEET THANG LIKE YOU.YORE HAIR IS LIKE CORN SLIKA-FLAPPIN IN THE BREEZE.SOFTER THAN BLUE’S,WITHOUT ANY FLEAS.YOU MOVE LIKE THE BASS WHICH EXCITE ME IN MAY.YOU AIN’T GOT NO SCALES BUT I LUV YOU ANYWAY.YO’RE AS SATISFY’N AS OKRY JIST A-FRY’N IN THE PAN.YO’RE AS FRAGRANT AS “SNUFF” RIGHT OUT OF DA CAN.YOU HAVE SOME’A YORE TEETH,FOR WHICH I AM PROUD;I HOLD MY HEAD HIGH WHEN WE’RE IN A CROWD.ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS,WHEN YOU SHAVE UNDER YORE ARMS,WELL, I’M IN HOG HEAVEN,AND AWED BY YORE CHARMS.STILL DEM FELLERS AT WORK ALL WANT TO KNOW,HOW I DESERVE SUCH A PRETTY YOUNG DOE? LIKE A GOOD ROLL OF DUCT TAPE YORE DER FER YORE MAN,TO PATCH UP LIFE’S TROUBLES AND FIX WHAT YOU CAN.YO’RE AS CUTE AS A JUNEBUG A-BUZZIN’ OVERHEAD.YOU AIN’T MEAN LIKE DEM FAR ANTS I FOUND IN MY BED.CUT FROM THE BEST CLOTH LIKE A PLAID FLANNEL SHIRT,YOU SPARK UP MY MY LIFE MORE THAN A FRESH LOAD OF DIRT.WHEN YOU HOLD ME REAL TIGHT LIKE A PADDED GUN RACK,MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AIN’T NUTTIN’ I LACK.YORE COMPLEXION,IT’S PERFECTION,LIKE THE BEST VINYL SIDIN’.DESPITE ALL THE YEARS, YORE AGE, IT KEEPS HIDIN’.ME ‘N’ YOU’S LIKE A MOON PIE WITH A RC COLD DRANK,WE GO TOGETHER LIKE A SKUNK GOES WIT STANK.SOME MEN,THEY BUY CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY;THEY GIT IT AT WAL-MART,IT’S ROMANTIC THAT WAY.SOME MEN GIT ROSES ON THAT SPECIAL DAY,FROM THE COOLER AT KROGER, “THAT’S IMPRESSIVE”,I SAY.SOME MEN BUY FINE DIAMONDS FROM A FLEA MARKET BOOTH.”DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER”THEY EXPLAIN, SAUVE AND COUTH.BUT FOR THIS MAN HONEY,THESE WON’T DO.CUZ YORE TOO SPECIAL,YOU SWEET THANG YOU.I GOT YOU A GIFT, WITHOUT TASTE NOR ODOR, MORE USEFUL THAN DIAMONDS….IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!!! LUV FRUM YORE ROMEO>>>HAIRJIG

Hairjig

That was good!!!!!!!!!My wife was standing over my shoulder and red your valentine poem.When ya goin ta get ta werk fer halmerk?

Len

Hey Jon, I thought nothing said it all like buying myself, I mean my honey, a new boat today, to bad its six weeks from delivery. Boy my wife is great.

Congrats!! We are both lucky guys. My honey let me buy two boats in 2001.

Let her have a turn at the wheel the first time out and she will be as happy as you!!

J.