How too make a deep fryer. First throw all your money away except for a stamp for a letter to the us government. You probably already have the paper and pen so you could write a simple letter telling them you want two outdated jet engines from an experimental test for moon launches. They would probably work pretty good for fast frying for shore lunch this time of year. Next go write another letter, or include the statement in the same letter, they have people who can read long letters too so i guess thats a good idea, asking for a donation and tell them its for an up and coming inventors club and say that you would like just one oxygen tank about 2ft by 4ft with one end cut off but you would like it welded upside down for a stand for the bottom of the cooker but we could do it if its too much problem for them. At this time so they don’t think were nuts tell them we would like just a few pieces of aluminum, not titanium because they might be too tight and not grant our wishes, that we could use for a simple but worthy frame to mount all this highly experimental stuff too. We could easily build a quick cooker from all of these valuable throw away scrap items of little value to them anyway. The last thing is probably the hardest thing to find, knowing the present government and its oil policies, is some good cooking oil straight from their private kitchens, around the white house grounds would be good enough but we’de probably get turned down and have to buy it ourselves or maybe we’de get lucky and get some food stamps from them, probably only 20$ worth, but heck when your asking the government who can beg? We can really surprise them and tell them we don’t need rocket fuel because we have a hidden still that we get our fuel from, thats better than theres, from using the local wood around here to fire our treasured fast cooker up. Then send them an invitation for a good fish fry saying the weathers fine up here. When they ask if they should bring anything we’ll just say no and don’t bring any coats becuase were all not wearing any and let thier imiagination just wonder what kind of wonderfull place this is up north in the winter with these wonderful natural gas prices. When they get here and are freezing out on some sandy shore eating with all of us and start complaining well just say, hel- we do this every winter with the gas prices rising , but we’ll tell them don’t worry were tough. Think this will help us get our jet engines or just fill thier stomachs with delicious cold water walleyes on a cold winters day up in the beautiful north country? I kinda want to get my money back some way for another shore lunch too show these guys how well we do when its cold up here where they never come and to never worry about us because were ok. Ever think they will get the idea on whats going on?