Long time friend passed away.

  • tolden
    Stoddard, WI
    Posts: 104
    #1312225

    We mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of COMMON SENSE.
    Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from heart failure
    on the brink of the new millennium. No one really knows how old he was, since
    his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes,
    factories helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.
    For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power
    over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as
    to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
    worm, and that life isn’t always fair.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more
    than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge,
    not the kids), and it’s okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial
    Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution,
    Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing,
    whole language, and “new math.” But his health declined when he became
    infected with the “If-it-only-helps-one-person-it’s-worth-it” virus.

    In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of
    well intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good
    people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated
    when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies.

    Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
    classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and
    a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his
    condition. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent
    to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a
    female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.

    Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became
    contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment
    than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the
    Boy Scouts to professional sports. Finally, when a woman, too stupid to
    realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, was awarded a huge
    settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.

    As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept
    informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those
    for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, and stepladders.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
    wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
    He is survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

    –Obituary author unknown.

    gillsandspecks
    Hiawatha, Iowa
    Posts: 235
    #230065

    Does this mean that the annual stoddard walleye tournament is off? And what was the Date & contact this year? By the way, I copied the passing of your good friend so that my fishing buddies could help mourn with you. { John }

    hawger
    Owatonna, MN
    Posts: 608
    #230172

    Thanks for the heads-up… I’ll send flowers.
    FYI
    Relations of the deseased… Respect and Personal Regard are also gravely ill and going down fast (both are now nearly deaf from being blasted by auto sub-woofers and sick rap/crap music lyrics, and lay bleeding from an act of insane road-rage proformed by a drug dealing street-gang member).
    Hawger

    richardsmith
    Owatonna Mn 55060
    Posts: 174
    #230177

    I do believe Common Sense, Truth and Trust will return, ” He” had to straighten things out once before, And he will probably do it again . I don’t think anybody will be suprised at the concequences !!! Hope I’m long gone . SAD BUT TRUE !

    Richard (Smitty)

    Keep a tight line !!!

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