Phrases That Would Not Make Sense in the 90s

President Joe Biden

Shagg’in it.
Brick Phone

There’s a bad flu going around. We’re going to pay everyone to stay home.
It’s ok, the guy in the trench coat that followed your granddaughter into the bathroom is just confused.

Want to watch netflix and chill?

Ping me.

Masks required.

Video game fishing.

36 volt spotlock held like a rock in 3 mph current all day.

Found a car with an arm hanging out on side image.

Livescoped crappies all day.

Bird 360 is epic.

My 250hp tillers power steering is legit.

My $400 yeti makes ice.

My $300 Sitka hoodie is warm.

Talon holds like a rock.

Nice Crocs!

I need to put more strobe lights on my ice castle.

Caught my limit of 1 Walleye on Mille Lacs today….

Dude send that to me on Snap chat!

So phrases that wouldn’t make sense in the 90’s:

“As Minnesotans, we’ve seen our last men’s pro sports championship until 20xx”

90’s Minnesotan reaction: “HA! The Vikes seem to always be in the mix, the Twins just won 2 championships in 5 years, the North Stars just made the finals, the Wolves…are a team….anyway, you’d dumb as hell, every market will hit a major championship every once and awhile!”

Chatterbait is a go-to lure for Larry Bass.

Crushed ’em on a Whopper Plopper today.

Paying Over $100 for a custom ice rod, I think, would have been unheard of in the ’90s, but I could be wrong about that. What did Thorne charge for their premium sticks?

My Amazon order came.
I seen it on Facebook.
I’m getting 40 MPG on my last tank full
My 4 stroke outboard sure runs smooth’
Seen a guy with road rage today,
Baby changing station.

Beast wrote:

My Amazon order came.

More like Amazon didn’t come/drop off anything today for my wife.

I use Duck Duck Go.

“The Kardashians are photoshopping again.” Just seen that on my msn home page.

I saw an ad say “Kim Kardashian kid found her sex tape! Click here to see his reaction.”

You can pay by Venmo, Zelle or PayPal.

Check out my TikTok.

smart phone
text message
e-mail
wireless
woke
social justice warriors
snow flakes
battery outdoor equipment

1990s:
~ Don’t meet people from the internet
~ Don’t get in stranger’s cars
~ Don’t tell them where you live

Today:
~ Uber

Everyone should support MN-Fish.

and of course… 8EFE28AEBA5BFD44

This thread has potential to get locked! Way to go Sharon!!!!

1990’s

Box Friends.

“vaping” – we needed a revolutionary way to hook young people on tobacco products as cigarettes lost their popularity

“real ID” – were they previously fake?

“smartphone” – a device that ironically helps people not think for themselves

“Trump” – you mean the creepy guy forcing himself on younger women and creating bad TV shows?

“Biden” – that annoying career politician who is already senile with the teenage son dealing crack?

“hard seltzer” – here try this thing that tastes like crap, but we will add alcohol to it and make billions doing so

“shoot me a text” – you want me to help shoot up a textbook?

“Amazon” – I support saving the rainforests too.

“LGBTQI…” – wait, is this a boggle game? I just got the new one for Christmas too!

^^ YES!!! These are fantastic! Thanks for sharing Bucky!!

Brian Klawitter wrote:

1990’s

Box Friends.

As I recall it was Box Buddies.

Another mass shooting today. Never heard in the 90’s and makes no sense now.

Anyone know where you can buy (insert caliber here)ammo?

I have been pondering this thread for a long time, best thing I can come up with, if you sing or talk like James Brown,, you got it all covered.

suzuki wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Brian Klawitter wrote:</div>
1990’s

Box Friends.

As I recall it was Box Buddies.

I always did get it wrong, but then I didn’t live with her either.

Boy those 6.5 Creeds are fast!

Amazon started in 1995 as Cadabra and renamed in 1996.

Binge watching