Phrases That Would Not Make Sense in the 90s

But the 90s was only a decade ago, right? Right??🦗🦗 🤣😂

Phrases That Would Not Make Sense in the 90s:

“Is the meeting in person or zoom?”

“Let’s door dash something to eat.”

“What’s the WiFi password?”

“Her tweet went viral.”

“Is it streaming anywhere?”

“Ugh, I forgot my wallet. Oh well, I’ll just pay with my phone instead.”

“I looked it up on my phone.”

“Be sure to put your mask on before entering the bank.”

“Text me a picture of it”. It’s a confusing sentence even before you consider the technological aspect.

“I love the outfits she wears, so I’ve been following her for a while.”

“I have to charge my book, cigarette, and car.”

“I’ve been ghosted.”

“I Googled it, and found a Youtube that explained it.”

Great list Sharon!

Phrase from the 90s that wouldn’t make sense today:

“Use some common sense.”

Thought of one that wouldn’t make sense in the 90s,

“Gender is non-binary”.

You can’t bring that Surge on the airplane.

I hit my debit card limiter filling up the truck gas.

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Deuces wrote:

You can’t bring that Surge on the airplane.

Surge!! Oh man I forgot about that stuff. It was like a thicker, sticker Mountain Dew. It was delicious if I recall! 😋😋😋

Deuces wrote:

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Fixed it for you Mr. Beads. They have always been around. They just didn’t want to meet me.

It’s a small 8 gig file.

Rodwork good call

Surge made one’s mortal Kombat skills jump up a couple notches. If you weren’t juicing u were getting finished on.

Uh Sharon, the 90’s were 20+ years ago,,,

HRG

Well, on a more personal note:

“Did I take my pills this morning?”
“What is your senior citizen discount?”
“What days is it today?”
(watching an ad for the Grammy awards) “Who in the hell are all these people?”

SR

What do you see on livescope?

Hot Runr Guy wrote:

Uh Sharon, the 90’s were 20+ years ago,,,
HRG

Shhhhh…. that’s just crazy talk! 🤭🤭

Co: Do you have your fishing license with you?
Angler: Will the one on my phone work?

#…..

Hold my beer and watch this

oh wait

😂 funny how technology changes

From my younger days, things kids don’t understand that I still slip up and say or think

“Page me”
“Hand me the RS232 cable”
“Where’s the baluns”
“Plug into the token ring”
“Hang on-gotta flash this call”
“Use the payphone0”
“What’s your modem number?”

Need RG59 ran for TVs
Remember 8mm camcorders
Had 3 vcrs on the entertainment center VHS, Beta, and 8mm-DAV

30 years ago, if you said you blew a tranny last night driving through Minneapolis nobody questioned your sexuality

^^ OMG B-man… I nearly just spit water all over my computer! I had to choke it back before I could start laughing out loud! LOL Noice!!
🤣😂🤣

Probably need prescription medication for these.
“Her tweet went viral.”
“Is it streaming anywhere?”

Restraining order.
“I love the outfits she wears, so I’ve been following her for a while.”

Babbling insanity requiring therapy and pharmaceuticals.
“I Googled it, and found a Youtube that explained it.”

B-man wrote:

30 years ago, if you said you blew a tranny last night driving through Minneapolis nobody questioned your sexuality

Pretty close. Eddie Murphy’s arrest was in 1997.

B-man i was thinking such things.I resisted,i know this is a family site.

B-man wrote:

30 years ago, if you said you blew a tranny last night driving through Minneapolis nobody questioned your sexuality

Killin me!

Reminds me of that joke where the monkey drops his car off at the shop and goes to get a snack while waiting. Upon his return the mechanic says, “looks like you blew a seal” and the monkey says, “it’s ice cream! I swear!” (Google it. Worth it)

Sorry families.

Honey, the car didn’t get plugged in.
Honey the store has no toilet paper.
Honey cover your camera on the PC. Time for a quick lunch break.
Honey, wait, it’s just a $80,000 boat. It came with accessories. The spare tire I’ll get next year.
Honey you said you had mifepristone. Oh poop were in Texas. It’s only 22 hours back to Minnesota.
CRISSPER OUR NEXT STEP IN EVALUSION.

We will call it a vacine and have the government pay for it and have a test the government pay for it if you have insurance.

I hear Canada has a moratorium on outsiders buying homes and Mexico isn’t that hot.

We have a Ford truck a Dodge truck and Chevy heavy-duty truck in front of us what would you choose?
The Chevy heavy-duty because it looks tough!

I keep getting SPAM EMAIL.

1hl&sinker wrote:

I keep getting SPAM EMAIL.

Calling it spam originated in early 90s.

Steve Root wrote:

Well, on a more personal note:

“Did I take my pills this morning?”
“What is your senior citizen discount?”
“What days is it today?”
(watching an ad for the Grammy awards) “Who in the hell are all these people?”

SR

X2

It all made sense Randy. No that site still has a slow modem so set it at 300 even 7 and 1. That site has a fast modem so set it at 1200 8 none and 1

What is your preferred pronoun?

Let’s go Brandon

Should we get an Uber?

“The government says we HAVE to get this vaccine that came out last week”

How about a headline like “Man wins women’s swimming competition”

“The government says we HAVE to get the 4th booster for this vaccine”

“Gas is up by $2.10 because the economy is doing better”

“No the vaccine won’t prevent you from getting Covid, but you have to get it anyway”