Petty first world problems

Good night Irene Iowaboy! How’s your pet Elephant? Or should I even ask……

sigh,funny you should mention that,I had a pair of twin elephants one time.
you see they were Siamese twins joined at the trunk,one of them would get a cold and sneeze,the other one would let out a huge fart.
we had to leave one wall of the barn down so they wouldnt blow the thing plum apart.

one day just before the circus came to town and I was supposed to show them off,the one got constipated really bad.
and,,of course the other one had a cold and sneezed,biggest sneeze he ever sneezed….
I had a campfire going not too far from them when it happened,havent seen either one them since.

Eelpoutguy wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>eyeguy507 wrote:</div>
Day drinking eh!

……………thats a good thing, right?

Whoowza…yow, yow, yow, ah whooooo…

….are we still in London?

Cracklin’ Rosie…here’s your jump tune sittin around the campfire in front of Rosie…ha,ha

Drink all day sleep at night, drink all night sleep all day…and round and round it goes…where it stops nobody knows.

I give you Cracklin’ Rosie…

Pailofperch wrote:

Good night Irene Iowaboy! How’s your pet Elephant? Or should I even ask……

Good night Irene…

Did you have to bring us back to London again? Oh…c’mon Eileen.

Ol’ Jonnnie Ray faded in the 50’s due to “hard living and heavy drinking” and checked out in 1990…liver failure.

I think he had a good life all and all

Mike W wrote:

For me its food packaging in general. Fat fingers dont work well for getting a lot of the packaging open. Knife it, cut it open with a scissors, get piseed off and smash it or chuck it against the wall. It gets open one way or another.

Those cheese slices urine me off to. Just skip it and buy blocks of cheese. Either way you have to cut it.

My kids use to make fun of me for having sausage fingers and would know when my anger levels would rise with stuff like that. Then they’d start joking around saying, hulk smash! Even had a big green foam hulk set of hands for a while when they were younger.

Yes!!!!!!!!!

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