Ravens 30, Houston 17 (Houston scores early to give a false sense of hope and the announcers are anointing Stroud as the second coming of Jesus, before Harbaugh and company dominate the last 3.5 qtrs of the game)
49ers 33, Packers 23 (49ers jump out to early 10-0 lead, the Packers start to figure it out but can never close the gap. Jordan Love throws 2 INTs late when forced to heave jump balls while behind, leading to people here and elsewhere saying he’s overrated)
Lions 27, Bucs 13 (Lions punch the Bucs in the mouth early and often. The game is never really in doubt as Detroit owns the time of possession and Baker looks more like his old self)
Bills 30, Chiefs 27 (Time expires with a late sack around midfield as the Chiefs are driving for the field goal to send it to OT. Andy Reid retires. Mahomes continues a long, successful career but never makes it back to the SB again)