New Type of Walleye Guide Service

Have you ever wanted to shorten your time finding out the hot pattern? Don’t want to spend time trying things that aren’t working? Let me do that for you

I’m launching a brand new guide service that’s different than any you’ve used before. This will be a subscription based option. for 10$/month or 25$/3 months you get to know what’s not working. That’s right, instead of the hot bite I’ll tell you what not to do saving you hours of frustration. Just like James and crew, you’ll get up to date conditions, spot on the spot, techniques used, Helix vs Vex, and so much more!

Not enough, for 15$/month you can have the Premium service Where I’ll even give you my exact gps coordinates. But wait, there’s more. Be one of the first 50 to sign up for Premium and you’ll get real time bonus information. I’ll tell you where I’m going before I go.

Doubt my qualifications? I have a perfect record this season. 12 times out and zero walleyes all during peak sunset/sunrise. I’m the perfect answer to helping you break down unproductive water and techniques.

What are you waiting for, sign up now!

Do you want to broaden your offerings? I can provide a similar service to pheasant hunters.

patk wrote:

But wait, there’s more

-J.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on the internet in a long time! Good luck on your endeavors!

patk wrote:

Have you ever wanted to shorten your time finding out the hot pattern? Don’t want to spend time trying things that aren’t working? Let me do that for you

I’m launching a brand new guide service that’s different than any you’ve used before. This will be a subscription based option. for 10$/month or 25$/3 months you get to know what’s not working. That’s right, instead of the hot bite I’ll tell you what not to do saving you hours of frustration. Just like James and crew, you’ll get up to date conditions, spot on the spot, techniques used, Helix vs Vex, and so much more!

Not enough, for 15$/month you can have the Premium service Where I’ll even give you my exact gps coordinates. But wait, there’s more. Be one of the first 50 to sign up for Premium and you’ll get real time bonus information. I’ll tell you where I’m going before I go.

Doubt my qualifications? I have a perfect record this season. 12 times out and zero walleyes all during peak sunset/sunrise. I’m the perfect answer to helping you break down unproductive water and techniques.

What are you waiting for, sign up now!

This is awesome! Unfortunately I think I already have all the same information

Be careful. A few subscriptions and soon you’ll be trying to strike out… then fish will start striking lol.

Honestly, learning what don’t work is very important information to remember. Try enough that don’t work and pretty sure your only left with what works

Funny stuff pat!

You hiring? I know of a certain fisherman who could help provide more information.

IceNEyes1986 wrote:

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on the internet in a long time! Good luck on your endeavors!

I agree, certainly one of the most humorous posts (offers) I’ve seen lately.

Pat, I’m in for the full monty. Premium package please. Can we set it up with autopay from my bank?

Do you accept Bitcoin?

Sylvanboat wrote:

Do you accept Bitcoin?

LOL or paypal?

Man I could make a killing doing this for deer, went 8 years without seeing a one!

This is awesome!

I laughed out loud.

Are you going public? I’m in!

Let me know if you’re looking for pro staff I’d be a great brand ambassador with this approach

Ok, that hits awfully close to home.

What an awesome response! Based on demand we will be adding additional services and Pro Staff.
Ralph will be heading up our new Pheasant division
Kyle is the new vice president for deer hunting
Moustachesteve has been promoted to lead our growing Pro Staff
Another Fisherman will be our correspondent at large for fishing

Payment plans of all types will be accepted, cash, bitcoin, paypal, cold beer in trade if you can find us in person

In addition there will be a free bonus segment, “Comments from the Spouse”. Here’s last night’s favorite. Honey how about we have take out from the local burger joint after I go fishing? Her response, “That’s great, I really wasn’t in the mood for fish tonight”(as I was putting on my bibs)

moustachesteve wrote:

Let me know if you’re looking for pro staff I’d be a great brand ambassador with this approach

Like a real pro staff or just one with stickers on your truck.

pat your stuck on one fish.I think you need to expand your skills to all species.I could show you how not to catch any of them panfish,pike,walleyes pick one i could show how and what not to use.I believe these tactics work any where under any conditions.

No words…

Is this an only ice fishing opportunity?

While there may be more qualified applicants.
I could help with the bass fishing side, both smallmouth and largemouth if your still expanding your services to spring, summer, and fall.

In return all I ask is a logo sticker for the topper

I would like to join your Pro(?) staff. Your profile says you’re located in Nisswa, so I will help broaden your range as I can un-specialize in Pool 4.

I would never expect you to blindly accept me for your staff, so I below you will see every picture of me and a good-sized walleye.

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funny as heck !!
while you are at it,can you guarantee that on the way out or back in the machine that we are riding on will break down??
how about dull auger blades?? dead batteries/out of gas on the auger.

just as well have a good old fashioned blizzard locking us down for at least two days.
after all,its my hard money I am going to spend with you I want the full compliment of failures !!

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life. I really like the response from the spouse.
This needs to be you tubes next biggest hit.

Patk I hope we can meet on the ice for a few beers one day

I would happily cover there is no panfish in chisago area… with real time coverage.

Pat I love your thread

It’s seriously the truth though.

As an example, I fish lake Superior a lot.

For me any report is a GOOD report. Of course I’d love to hear what is working and what I can do well on, but I also want to know what didn’t work (depths, location, presentation).

That information alone can save a guy a ton of time.

If I hear from a buddy they didn’t catch squat on surface lines, or spoons on riggers, or flashers, I will focus my efforts on different presentations. Eliminating what didn’t work is just as important as finding what does work.

The same goes for any lake at any time with any presentation.

I could chip in with on water test of the “latest hot lure” that I bought from watching fishing show pros pull in fish after fish with. Of course in real life can’t get a bite on it saving your subscribers a lot of money not purchasing. However chasing the hot lure does add up to an impressive tackle box full of lures.

Do you have a YouTube channel? Any branded merchandise?

Count me in for a special guest appearance on how you don’t fish Jigging raps, ripping raps, or blade baits.

If we’re lucky I’ll show people how you snag a carp with them.

Do you have need of a camera man? I mean a real lazy camera man who really doesn’t want to be bothered by taking any trophy photos.