with stupid……

Ya, some of you may have seen this before, but I couldn’t resist. Nebraska Football. TOUCHDOWN!!….. Other team.

Here’s another for you BR

If this one is in too poor of taste Ben or Wade – jerk it down. It’s an oldy but a goody. This first came to me back in 2005 or so.

And a good joke during Pedey’s one man search in 2003

Those are some goodies, Todd! Too bad they’re mostly true….

Here’s something I think we’ll see real soon…..

He won’t be wearing a red jacket, he only wears NU gear in games now

Good call!

Great one, Wade!

Of course, it would help a lot if the blackskirts would practice, instead of this……

That looks like our last IDA get-together.

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That looks like our last IDA get-together.

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I’m glad I wasn’t there.

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I’m glad I wasn’t there.

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Whatever you say, Ben. Whatever you say.

A woman walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”

The bride to be said: “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, “Please don’t take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married for the first time – for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?”

“Well,” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness,”I
can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?” asked the sales clerk.

“That one was a Nebraska Football Coach,” said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.”

Here’s some good ones…..

Cornhusker Jokes (sad)

Q: What do you call a couple millionaires sitting around a TV watching
The BCS Championship Bowl game?

A: The Nebraska Cornhuskers coaching staff.

Q: What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ Coach Bill Callahan and Billy
Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 80,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ …’

Q: How do you keep a Nebraska Cornhusker Coach out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts, a first down marker, or an end zone.

Q: What do you call an Nebraska Coach with a BCS National Championship
Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why was Bill Callahan upset when the Nebraska Cornhuskers play book
Was stolen?

A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers Coaching Staff
And a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers Coaching Staff and possums have in
Common?

A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

Here is another…

ESPECIALLY after today.

Hey, I’m just glad he found a new job so quick…that guy is so multi-faceted!!!