I cant wait to hear how he deals with one that tried to eat 50 feet of garden hose or an anchor rope tossed out and forgotten when getting the boat ready for storage.
Best snow blower story I have is one I overhauled way back in high school.
Big three point job that took a 120 HP tractor to run.
It got bought by a neighbor of mine at the original owners farm auction, the neighbor said it would just lug the guts out of his IH 1086 tractor.
He asked me to look at it as he had heard that I went clear through it, it had been almost thirty years since I had seen it last and immediately spotted the problem.
Danged auctioneers helper had been putting PTO shafts on everything that didnt have one on sale day, he sorta messed up.
He had placed a 1000 RPM shaft onto a 540 RPM implement, I bet that thing would fling snow two hundred yards when it was up against the governor of that poor 150 HP tractor!!!
Just so you understand, that blower at full tractor RPM’s was supposed to only turn 540 RPM, with the wrong shaft on it it was trying to spin at twice the speed it was rated for !!