I am desperate but I am also nervous about boating the river having never done so
Use the Lion’s Levee launch in St. Paul Park to give yourself a good introduction to the river. It’s sheltered, deep, plenty of parking, and there is no current to speak of back there.
Stick to the channel when underway. From Lions you can run up to St. Paul or down to Hastings.
Obviously, there are no fish in this stretch, ignore all the rumors, those are just put out there by locals so they can laugh at west metro tourists trying to catch fish where there are none.
IMO, the River is actually easier to learn on weekends because with other boats out there, you do what they do. Much easier to learn lock proceedures for example when you just follow the crowd.
IMO, the river is less dangerous than a weekend on Minnetonka with 10,000,000 drunk party boys racing around in daddy’s boat. Also, what was that report about every sample of Minnetonka water containing the DNA of over 12 people mostly due to the amount of urine that goes it that lake every day. Yummy, where do I sign up for that action.
Grouse