What a great forum this is, morons
I see you just joined us. If you take a simple joke or two so personally you call us morons, internet forums probably aren’t your thing. What do you expect asking for free help online? You’re going to get the random guy with bad jokes, a troll or two, or someone who just offers bad advice. (Not saying anyone here is a troll or giving bad advice)[no comment on the bad jokes
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Professional answers typically cost money, feel free to venture that route.