so after coming home from vacation last weekend and the hustle of the week prior I looked forward to what was in store for me this last week,someday I am going to stop wondering what I will see next that will make me say,wth!!!
so,in no particular order here we go.
49 Chevy with a power train transplant out of a 89 suburban,hard start,crappy idle,stumble on acceleration,in other words it ran like crap all around.
someone thought it is was a good idea to put in an aftermarket distributor without any form of timing advance,no mechanical,no vacuum advance,this does not work well on street engines at all and you cannot crank enough advance in it to run right without breaking the starter when it kicks back on start up.
not only that,some knucklehead thought it was a good idea to run on it on E-15!! really!!??? that junk doesnt work well in an engine designed to run on it let alone a carbed engine unless it is PROPERLY JETTED FOR IT !!
in the pictures of the Edlebrock carb you will see water and metal debris,that crap cleaned out the entire fuel system,not only that it ate the accelerator pump cup!!
now,on top of that,who ever installed the distributor didnt get the coils carbon brush seal installed right,it was pinched between the coil and cap and covered the carbon brush,I cant imagine the kind of electrical energy it took to burn through the seal and still ignite the plugs!!
the soda bottle,this is a fuel sample taken out of a Merc 90 four stroke injected engine,the pontoon it was on was a 2016 with very low hours,the seller promised,it has the best fuel additive in it as seen on TV and its only a year old fuel.
didnt make it a hundred yards from the dock,I siphoned out thirty five gallons of fuel that looked exactly like what you see in the pic.
several ounces of high quality fuel system cleaner ran through the entire fuel system and ten gallons of fresh non oxy fuel it was running like new in short order.
the pic of a carb main jet out of an older Merc three cylinder 60 horse,the middle carb and bottom carb jets were plugged with what you see on the napkin.
no amount of solvent of any kind would of cleaned this sh!t out,when an orifice is plugged its plugged,it has to have some form of way through or its like pushing salt through a straw,it has to be mechanically cleaned out,in other words,it has to be drilled out.
the gas?? you guessed it,E-10 ethanol with a popular stabilizer that had sat for a year,the old gas got dumped into a barrel for use in an oil burning furnace.
lastly,customer concern was,bottom carb is dripping fuel when trimmed up and motor wont run wide open or idle without choking.
ya know,some folks are just plain lucky,this engine should of been fried from being ran lean,the guy thought,I will put in some snake oil,run the snot out of it and all will be good,uh,yeah,riiiiight!!
look at the fuel line short of the connector,here is your gas leak,and how in the world did the fuel pump pump fuel from that large of a suction leak???
when the motor was trimmed up,gas poured out of the crack.
fellas,welcome to my world and ya all aint seen nuthin yet.