Major Dilemma Here NEED HELP

  • crappie55369
    Mound, MN
    Posts: 5757
    January 13, 2015 at 9:27 am #1496476

    alright guys i have a big problem here. My wife gave me a deal i believe may be too hard to pass up. She said that if i watch all of the harry potter movies (cringe) and all of the friends TV series with her (double crinch) she will buy me an otter lodge 1200! what should i do? ???

    Andy Fiolka
    Boise, Idaho
    Posts: 543
    January 13, 2015 at 9:30 am #1496477

    I’m not even sure an Otter is worth that kind of torture.

    Good luck my friend

    waytogo

    Huntindave
    Shell Rock Iowa
    Posts: 3054
    January 13, 2015 at 9:34 am #1496481

    Hire a stand in double.

    Frenchman
    West Central Indiana
    Posts: 414
    January 13, 2015 at 9:42 am #1496486

    Grab a bottle of whiskey and hunker down!

    puddlepounder
    Cove Bay Mille Lacs lake MN
    Posts: 1814
    January 13, 2015 at 9:42 am #1496488

    As long as you get the otter beforehand, you are good to go. Get a pair of those glasses with the eyeballs, put them on and go to sleep

    Dale Rueber
    Red Wing, MN
    Posts: 233
    January 13, 2015 at 9:43 am #1496490

    Friends is 236 episodes at 22 minutes a piece comes to 86 hours so throw in the Harry Potters and you are close to 100 hours. Might be worth it but winter will be over by the time you get through all of that.

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13303
    January 13, 2015 at 9:48 am #1496493

    Everything is in the art of negotiations. Was this her opening offer? I*f so, you need to make a significant counter offer. Any ALWAYS negotiate a significant down payment that is non-refundable! whistling whistling whistling

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18393
    January 13, 2015 at 9:48 am #1496494

    Fish outside.

    tapout
    Posts: 309
    January 13, 2015 at 9:52 am #1496499

    No way I’d give up fishing all together that’s a bad offer

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    January 13, 2015 at 9:58 am #1496506

    Watch to shows….then make her spend an equal amount of time with you in the Otter.

    Cp3
    Hammond, WI
    Posts: 314
    January 13, 2015 at 10:18 am #1496519
    Tom Sawvell wrote:

    Watch to shows….then make her spend an equal amount of time with you in the Otter.

    That would be like triple the torture! chased

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    January 13, 2015 at 10:19 am #1496520

    If she wants you to watch EVERY episode of Friends…well…she obviously doesn’t love you anymore. Hang in there!

    cougareye
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 4145
    January 13, 2015 at 11:19 am #1496580

    She just wants to spend more time with you. Set a date night, stick to it, and see if you can integrate some other shows. Harry Potter……..seriously?

    But I can watch Jennifer Anniston any day all day! )

    ET

    REVEREND
    Posts: 2
    January 13, 2015 at 11:45 am #1496592

    Easy, talk to her none stop while the shows are on and stay quiet during credits and commercials. If that doesn’t make her give up quick then I agree, fish outside.

    JD Winston
    Inactive
    Chanhassen, MN
    Posts: 899
    January 13, 2015 at 11:52 am #1496599

    I can’t imagine that is a real offer. Must be a test. Hope you studied!

    youngfry
    Northeast Iowa
    Posts: 629
    January 13, 2015 at 11:59 am #1496601

    I agree with JD… seems like a trick

    REVEREND
    Posts: 2
    January 13, 2015 at 12:02 pm #1496606
    cougareye wrote:

    She just wants to spend more time with you. Set a date night, stick to it, and see if you can integrate some other shows. Harry Potter……..seriously?

    But I can watch Jennifer Anniston any day all day! )

    ET

    aHH, GOOD POINT ABOUT WATCHING Jennifer Anniston. CRAPPIE55369 DO YOU NEED THE SOUND ON THE TV?

    Outdraft
    Western Wi.
    Posts: 1149
    January 13, 2015 at 12:25 pm #1496632

    Use the fast forward button

    castle-rock-clown
    Posts: 2596
    January 13, 2015 at 12:38 pm #1496639

    Almost anything you do in life is better if you do it naked.

    francisco4
    Holmen, WI
    Posts: 3607
    January 13, 2015 at 12:55 pm #1496653

    Watch them in the new Otter with her while you are fishing!!

    FDR

    tegg
    Hudson, Wi/Aitkin Co
    Posts: 1450
    January 13, 2015 at 1:14 pm #1496661

    Could be worse. She may have wanted you to sit thru every episode of “GLEE”.

    Doug Larsen
    Minnesohtah
    Posts: 630
    January 13, 2015 at 1:27 pm #1496675

    Counter – For every eye twitch you make or sigh you let out or eye roll, she pays you $1. You should only have to watch say 1.5 of them and you can go buy one yourself

    crappie55369
    Mound, MN
    Posts: 5757
    January 13, 2015 at 1:36 pm #1496680

    LOL these replies are great! you guys have offered some good suggestions. i think im going to counter offer and see if i can reduce my sentence. Thank You

    iakid52
    Cedar Rapids, IA.
    Posts: 14
    January 13, 2015 at 1:39 pm #1496682

    The woman is playin ya. Next thing ya know she’ll have ya watchin the Bachelor with her. BEWARE!

    Nicholas Roy
    Maplewood, mn
    Posts: 34
    January 13, 2015 at 1:40 pm #1496685

    The silver lining is in the words… she never gives a time line to when the episodes have to be finished. she also doesnt say that the episodes need to be finished before you get the otter!!! use your words wisely because whether you like it or not… she holds the keys to the promise land!!!

    OR WHISKEY AND NAKED WORK JUST AS WELL!!! jUST DONT PASS OUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO REWATCH!!!

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