Live In Florida? Want Cash?

I really want to collect spider silk from the species, Nephila Clavipes, because I like the way it looks, having a gold appearance, but I don’t live in Florida, I live in Wisconsin. I could order one of these spiders online, except my dad doesn’t want me to get one. If anyone lives in Florida, where these spiders are, can you please collect some webs and stuff it in an envelope and mail it to me? Before you do this, you must first do 2 things: 1: You need to look up online if mailing spider silk is legal. Only mail me the spider silk if it is legal. 2: Only go near the spiders if you know how to be safe around spiders, some of which could be dangerous. I am not responsible for any injuries that may occur from being around spiders that could be venomous. So, if anyone lives in Florida and wants to help me, just give your name and address, and then I will give you my address, and then mail me a bundle of Nephila Clavipes gold-colored spider silk from collected webs in an envelope, and then upon receiving the webs, I will mail you back $10. We can repeat this process of exchanging webs for cash as many times as you like.

And the winner of the most random request goes to….

I knew Matt Moen liked spiders, but wouldn’t think he’d commission a fellow to make him some gold briefs with their butt juice.

Call the Pug phone!!!!

He’s in florida and I’m pretty sure he needs cash!

Did I just waste my time reading this?

I will gather spider silk for you if you trade me some vintage Jarts.

tangler wrote:

I will gather spider silk for you if you trade me some vintage Jarts.

I miss vintage Jarts.

This is why I love IDO. and that I learned this week what the best walleye set up is. With proof even.

Bucktails ?

Why ?

I’m with Big Crappie !

Kevin Dutch wrote:

I could order one of these spiders online, except my dad doesn’t want me to get one.

Honestly I can’t imagine why your dad doesn’t want one of these cuties in his home

Kevin Dutch wrote:

I really want to collect spider silk from the species, Nephila Clavipes, because I like the way it looks, having a gold appearance, but I don’t live in Florida, I live in Wisconsin. I could order one of these spiders online, except my dad doesn’t want me to get one. If anyone lives in Florida, where these spiders are, can you please collect some webs and stuff it in an envelope and mail it to me? Before you do this, you must first do 2 things: 1: You need to look up online if mailing spider silk is legal. Only mail me the spider silk if it is legal. 2: Only go near the spiders if you know how to be safe around spiders, some of which could be dangerous. I am not responsible for any injuries that may occur from being around spiders that could be venomous. So, if anyone lives in Florida and wants to help me, just give your name and address, and then I will give you my address, and then mail me a bundle of Nephila Clavipes gold-colored spider silk from collected webs in an envelope, and then upon receiving the webs, I will mail you back $10. We can repeat this process of exchanging webs for cash as many times as you like.

What’s your address? I have tons of Nephila Clavipes gold-colored spider silk!

Holy smokes @tangler……I am never going to Florida again. We need to firebomb that state if there are spiders that big there.

I swear there’s a JD on the other end of these just laughing his off.

Matt Moen wrote:

Holy smokes @tangler……I am never going to Florida again. We need to firebomb that state if there are spiders that big there.

Even without the spiders I think one could make the case.

When my Dad says no I always ask my Mom.

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What’s a Jart?

Bob Clowncolor – please post a picture of the silk for me to see before I give an address.

BoatsHateMe – The spider in your picture is the correct species, just so you know.

Bob Clowncolor – If you are serious then post a picture of the silk you collected, and give me your name and address. Then I will give you my address.

Kevin Dutch wrote:

Bob Clowncolor – If you are serious then post a picture of the silk you collected, and give me your name and address. Then I will give you my address.

Kent Hrbek
1991 1st Ave
Bloomington, MN 55431

Pics won’t upload. What’s your address so I can send?!?!?

ClownColor wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Kevin Dutch wrote:</div>
Bob Clowncolor – If you are serious then post a picture of the silk you collected, and give me your name and address. Then I will give you my address.

Kent Hrbek
1991 1st Ave
Bloomington, MN 55431

Pics won’t upload. What’s your address so I can send?!?!?

Do you have any extra bobble heads?

I’m not “pulling your leg.”

Speaking of pulling your leg, I want to thank you for pulling Gant’s leg in 91.

Eelpoutguy wrote:

Speaking of pulling your leg, I want to thank you for pulling Gant’s leg in 91.

C’mon, everyone except Gant knows he just lost his balance. Herby just kept the tag on…

Eelpoutguy wrote:

Speaking of pulling your leg, I want to thank you for pulling Gant’s leg in 91.

Bob Clowncolor – How did you get a hold of Nephila Clavipes silk when you live in Minnesota? You don’t live anywhere near Florida and Nephila Clavipes is not native to Minnesota.

Kevin Dutch wrote:

Bob Clowncolor – How did you get a hold of Nephila Clavipes silk when you live in Minnesota? You don’t live anywhere near Florida and Nephila Clavipes is not native to Minnesota.

My wife works at the U of M Entomology dept and has access to these spiders and more. You want the silk or no??? What’s your address???

Bob Clowncolor. I do want this silk. I’m going to set up a PO Box for you to mail the silk to, and then I’ll give you the address, sometime in these next couple days.

Kevin Dutch wrote:

Bob Clowncolor. I do want this silk. I’m going to set up a PO Box for you to mail the silk to, and then I’ll give you the address, sometime in these next couple days.

You’re so full of it. Going to set up a PO Box for spider silk? You’d think I’m sending you dope.

Bob Clowncolor – On second thought this is what I’ll do. Give me your email address please and then I will email you my home address. I don’t want to post my address on the forum for anyone on the internet to see. Also, please don’t give anyone my address.