Lake Found On Mars

Well it’s oh-fish-ial with the MN DNR working with NASA that they have ran out of funding. Would you mind letting minnow how it is ok to use up all our funding for this?

Sorry, I was fishing for a laugh. I will try batter. I should walk the plankton for that one.

With it being so dark and cold there, do you think the fish will have eyes or can we call the FSH?

Rodwork wrote:

With it being so dark and cold there, do you think the fish will have eyes or can we call the FSH?

We are definitely Dads, aren’t we Rodwork?

crappie55369 wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Pailofperch wrote:</div>
Sure enough……

Which spots would you target?

No way to tell without a livescope. Don’t tell me you’d go all the way to Mars to cash in on an epic bite and not bring a livescope.

The US Space Force has been working with the best Natural Resource departments in the country on how to satisfy the indigenous people’s nomadic lifestyle while also allowing sensible non-resident harvest. They expect to conclude their study by 2045. Public comment to follow.

I hear Lakemaster is already mapping the western basin.

Im not looking for anyone’s hot spots but Im taking my family out there and if anyone could pass on some pointers I would be happy to make a report after my trip.

Translation…. I’m too lazy to prefish and want you to tell me what to do so I can look good to my buddys and you will never hear back of a report from me. That is is my wife gives me permission to go and the weather look perfect.

ThunderLund78 wrote:

We are definitely Dads, aren’t we Rodwork?

Sure are
Do you think the lake will be full of star fish?
I hope there are not any clown fish in there. They taste funny.
I don’t think there will be a problem weighting the fish there. They come with their own scales.
Only reel men will go try to fish there.
What’s the fish that makes this sound “ shhhhhhhhhhhhh” ? A frying fish.
I hear the fishing there is a little above average. Around sea plus.

Would it be best to wear my floating Striker suit for the trip? Or could the change in gravity make that a terrible decision? Maybe best to wear a tether cord.

Also, FWIW, I’ve heard from a very reliable source that the locals actually hate strobe lights and flag poles more than the residents of earth.

Rodwork wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>ThunderLund78 wrote:</div>
We are definitely Dads, aren’t we Rodwork?

Sure are
Do you think the lake will be full of star fish?
I hope there are not any clown fish in there. They taste funny.
I don’t think there will be a problem weighting the fish there. They come with their own scales.
Only reel men will go try to fish there.
What’s the fish that makes this sound “ shhhhhhhhhhhhh” ? A frying fish.
I hear the fishing there is a little above average. Around sea plus.

Are you “Fin”ished?

Am I able to park my wheelhouse on the shore when I leave?

AK Guy wrote:

Am I able to park my wheelhouse on the shore when I leave?

No! Also be aware that the Lakeshore Owner’s Association has already complained about fishermen leaving litter everywhere. They are filling a lawsuit to close the public access.

I have a cousin that’s from there. He has always maintained the locals are pretty tight lipped about the bite. He moved here a few years ago to get away from increased fishing pressure that social media seems to have brought there.

AK Guy wrote:

Am I able to park my wheelhouse on the shore when I leave?

No wheelhouse. That leads to prostitution.

Rodwork wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>AK Guy wrote:</div>
Am I able to park my wheelhouse on the shore when I leave?

No wheelhouse. That leads to prostitution.

Bring on the wheelhouse hookers

Are there multiple species there? Or just redfish?

Mars: come over
NASA: I can’t you’re 33.9 million miles away
Mars: I’m wet
NASA: