Mille Lacs GTG…What not to do!!!!

  • jh55429
    Crystal, MN
    Posts: 301
    January 23, 2006 at 1:13 am #1297615

    Mille Lacs GTG…What not to do!!!!

    1. Drink too much Beer on Friday night.
    2. Drink too much Captain Morgan on Saturday night.
    3. Get truck stuck on a snow bank.
    4. Break door handle on truck.
    5. Lose your coat.
    6. Forget the minnows.
    7. Talking too much from items 1 and 2.
    8. Talking too loud from items 1 and 2.

    From personal experience I would not suggest doing items 1 through 8.
    I apologize for anyone who had to deal with items 7 and 8.
    Thanks to George from Hunter’s Point for helping me get un-stuck from item 3.

    Through all this it was a very fun weekend. I got to meet tons of great people and listen to many great stories.

    Thanks to everyone who organized this event and put it on. I can’t wait till next year!!!

    Josh Hukriede

    amwatson
    Holmen,WI
    Posts: 5130
    January 23, 2006 at 1:25 am #413737

    At least you weren’t the guy who left Hunter’s on Saturday night so drunk he could barely walk. Then we watched as he tried for 10 minutes to put his helmet on and make it out the door Then when we left the bar to head back to the shack, guess what was plowed into a snow bank with a broken windshield and messed up handlebars? You guessed it, a snowmobile with a very intoxicated driver

    P.S. Luckilu he was not part of the IDA group

    matt_grow
    Albertville MN
    Posts: 2019
    January 23, 2006 at 1:31 am #413739

    4.5) break cup handle on truck
    9)Let James near my cup.

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    January 23, 2006 at 1:35 am #413740

    #10. Don’t go around and mess with semi sleeping fishermen by reaching in door, and spinning rattle wheels with Kooty.

    jh55429
    Crystal, MN
    Posts: 301
    January 23, 2006 at 1:50 am #413742

    Sorry Tuck. I must have thought it was a good idea at the time. Good thing you didn’t have the buzzer boxes like we have in the big house.

    Josh

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    January 23, 2006 at 2:02 am #413746


    You know you might want to pick out a better role model for late night adventures!

    ducksmuggler
    Red Wing, MN
    Posts: 155
    January 23, 2006 at 2:11 am #413747

    My what not to do

    #1 don’t cut cross country on a four wheeler with a plow on it and think you can go through snowbanks (slush not good = late for food) not me friends wheeler

    note to self don’t try pushing four wheeler stuck in slush

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    January 23, 2006 at 4:05 am #413783

    Quote:

    #10. Don’t go around and mess with semi sleeping fishermen by reaching in door, and spinning rattle wheels with Kooty.

    I was going to ask ”who” would do something like that but I guess the reply below your post answered that. Josh, Josh, Josh, what are we going to do with you? You are a chip off the old mans block so to speak.

    Thanks, Bill

    ps. no excuse for Kotty though.

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    January 23, 2006 at 4:10 am #413785

    Quote:

    #11. Don’t eat raw Perch, you’ll get worms

    Didn’t you guys feed this poor guy while you guys were up there? Or is this a change of behavior result from a knock on the head from his boat accident?

    Jami Ritter
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 3067
    January 23, 2006 at 7:53 am #413797

    Lets see…

    Number 1, yup, nailed that one.

    Possibly number 7, still a little foggy though.

    Kooty, I could get in real trouble with you. Enough said.

    Buckshot, nice pants man, you’re a hoot.

    That clown from Hunters on Sat night that AM was referring to… We drove up and down the shoreline after we saw the sled piled up on the side of the road to see if he was alright. Never did find him.

    Man that was fun. When is the next one?

    Jami

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22538
    January 23, 2006 at 1:56 pm #413814

    #1 what not to do…

    don’t get in the way of Kooty & Koonce, when they are wrestling…. oh it was ugly in # 10 friday night !!!

    big g

    sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    January 23, 2006 at 2:00 pm #413815

    Quote:

    Whaddya spose the perch was thinkin’?

    I thought that catfish did not have teeth

    OR

    Thats the biggest sucker I have ever seen


    Ron

    jon_jordan
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 10908
    January 23, 2006 at 4:16 pm #413868

    Quote:

    Mille Lacs GTG…What not to do!!!!

    #1. If you Hear Buckshot fart, DON’T wait to see if it’s a Stinker …. Assume the worst and immediatly open all windows and doors!

    -J.

    matt_grow
    Albertville MN
    Posts: 2019
    January 23, 2006 at 4:20 pm #413870

    thats only IF you can hear it. Hes such a sneak!

    scottsteil
    Central MN
    Posts: 3817
    January 23, 2006 at 6:08 pm #413917

    1) Don’t play cards with Jon J.

    2) Don’t Play cards with Hooks

    3) Don’t give Buckshot anything that is Blue and has a 100 on the bottle

    hooks
    Crystal, Mn.
    Posts: 1268
    January 23, 2006 at 7:01 pm #413933

    Hey Bill,

    Now why did you have to go drag me into this?

    Tuck, Bobber and I were on our best behavior for a change this weekend!

    and a little

    I second the buckshot comments, man that guy is rotten inside, dead stuff don’t smell that bad!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    January 23, 2006 at 10:36 pm #413996

    Hooks? Was it true that men 60 feet away were gagging and trying to open windows?

    Might need to bottle some of that for cat bait…anyone up to collecting some for me?

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    January 23, 2006 at 10:38 pm #413997

    It was payback for de-pantsing me…..you all had it comin.

    Just wish I could have fired that one as Gator was going in for the de-pantsing….we would have needed the EMTs for him.

    You all should have seen the chick in the Budweiser jacket in the booth by the window…her eyes got all glassy….I thought for sure she was done for.

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    January 23, 2006 at 10:55 pm #414002

    Quote:

    It was payback for de-pantsing me…..you all had it comin.

    Just wish I could have fired that one as Gator was going in for the de-pantsing….we would have needed the EMTs for him.

    You all should have seen the chick in the Budweiser jacket in the booth by the window…her eyes got all glassy….I thought for sure she was done for.

    I think #1 might be……… Don’t let Kooty sleep in your house! I must look like his wife,cuz he tried climbing in my bunk both nights! and then he could’nt find the door again to go pee! You guessed it………A pair of shoes got a bath!!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    January 23, 2006 at 11:21 pm #414009

    Quote:

    I must look like his wife,

    Now that right there is funny…

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    January 24, 2006 at 1:51 am #414042

    Quote:

    Tuck, Bobber and I were on our best behavior for a change this weekend!

    I don’t think we were any different than any other weekend. We just were outdone by some high performance professionals.

    matt_grow
    Albertville MN
    Posts: 2019
    January 24, 2006 at 3:25 am #414063

    Quote:

    I don’t think we were any different than any other weekend. We just were outdone by some high performance professionals.

    That means alot to me

    Doug Ertl
    St Cloud, MN
    Posts: 957
    January 24, 2006 at 1:25 pm #414108

    Quote:

    Quote:

    Tuck, Bobber and I were on our best behavior for a change this weekend!

    I don’t think we were any different than any other weekend. We just were outdone by some high performance professionals.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22538
    January 24, 2006 at 2:18 pm #414126

    question is…. did kooty try to flush the shoes ?!!!

    his dad would be proud !!!

    big g

    jbongers
    South St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 278
    January 24, 2006 at 2:25 pm #414130

    You guys are killing me here. This past weekend was one of the only weekends I’ve missed up there in a long time and by the way it sounds it was one of the best. At least I get to pass the time at work reading the stories. Anyone going to be at Hunter’s this weekend?

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    January 24, 2006 at 3:45 pm #414156

    It wasn’t the shoes he tried to flush. I actually missed him violating Crossin-eye’s shoes…more just the toe of the shoes….Chappy’s rod bucket(with 3-4 rods in it) and Clarence’s softsided cooler took the brunt of that one.
    I did however wake up to “running water” and here is Kooty using one of the holes…I figured that was better than the alternative…..he did however attempt flushing a rattle wheel….either that or he was reaching to check the minnow…..I will let all of you decide that one on your own.

    Stickboy learned the hard way a couple years ago in Ortonville and I learned from that….my shoes were under the table….Stick’s were ON the table.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22538
    January 24, 2006 at 7:08 pm #414202

    he did however attempt flushing a rattle wheel….

    G

    robstenger
    Northern Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 11374
    January 25, 2006 at 8:48 pm #414564

    Thats MY BOY Kooty.

    What a proper young man, he even flushes after he is done.

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    January 25, 2006 at 10:16 pm #414592

    I’m glad you said that Lip cuz next year he’s with you!!!!

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