I thought people dressing like an animal in public was just a joke to grab headlines…But last weekend Alagnak Pete told me it was real.
Today I saw my first real-life mental patient dressed as a cat…you gotta be kidding me
She had ears, a tail and whiskers “painted on,” which I pray to all that is holy was just makeup and not tattoos (but I think they were tattoos).
They are out there and they are real. And they can vote
When I was a kid I wanted to be a Dinosaur.
You know what my Dad said????
“STOP ACTING LIKE A FU#KING DINOSAUR!!!”