Wife: If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Husband: A leg, Need both arms to fish
Wife: My coworker said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks 
Husband: Sounds like he’s never been fishing
I need my mountain legs and can shoot with one arm!
Add to the party…
So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, “I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won’t be able to take your eyes off of her. It’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though.”
Adam said, “Well, what can I get for a rib?”
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better! 
A rough draft is needed before creating a masterpiece.
What did God say after creating man?
I shall create a creature that will admire my work of art! And then God created a woman that could test every attribute of his masterpiece 
Score Randy, Score!! 
I suddenly have this feeling that there are women out there that want to vandalize this magnificent work of art 
How much of my arm or leg? My grandpa was one hell of a fisherman with only one hand. I think I would pick leg. You can’t hold your beer and change the channel at the same time with only one arm.
Sequels are never better than the original.
Sequels are never better than the original.
In this case I’d way rather look at a sequel then the original
Now there’s a good topic! Some movie sequels completely pale in comparison to the original… think Boondock Saints 2. 
BUT there are quite a few that are better than the originals!
Jeepers Creepers 2
Blade Trinity
Finding Dory
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Blair Witch: Book of Shadows
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Look Sharon, I realize that you may not have thawed-out yet from the Plunge, but the ONLY movie worth watching is Road House.
The rest are just a reason to pay for over-priced popcorn.
HRG
Look Sharon, I realize that you may not have thawed-out yet from the Plunge, but the ONLY movie worth watching is Road House.
The rest are just a reason to pay for over-priced popcorn.
HRG
I did not know you were a bouncer.
Look Sharon, I realize that you may not have thawed-out yet from the Plunge, but the ONLY movie worth watching is Road House.
The rest are just a reason to pay for over-priced popcorn.
HRG
HRG, sorry no pretty guy movies!
Full Metal Jacket for a relaxing movie and Jeremiah Johnson when you need to take a nap
As long as we are posting funnies!
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Young guns and young guns 2. Both solid.
1 of the best…….. I ain’t got time to bleed! Preditor
Godfather 1 & 2, toss out 3.
Paint your Wagon
Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood
<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Mr.Beads wrote:</div>
Sequels are never better than the original.In this case I’d way rather look at a sequel then the original
While true in your context, was not the premise of my arguement.
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